Actually your society is the freaks for shooting everything that moves and burning half your "nature reserves" every year so that upperclass dandies can eat leaded pheasant. North Americans are the well adjusted ones here, your country has become a desolate suburban lawn in island form
my opinion as an american is that we spend way too much time trying to save african megafauna and nowhere near enough time making fun of the english for turning an entire island--which was once a hazelnut food forest--into a goddamn lawn.
bill bryson once actually wrote down in a whole book and got published that the english were superb gardeners and i about threw the book out the window i was that outraged. the english!!! the fucking ENGLISH. them? that's who you want to laud? the english
the
THERE ARE A GRAND FUCKING TOTAL OF ZERO STAPLE CROPS ORIGINALLY OR EVEN PRIMARILY CULTIVATED BY THE ENGLISH. NONE OF THEM. NOT POTATOES NOT WHEAT NOT TURNIPS NOT RYE. THEY GNAWED THEIR ISLAND DOWN TO A NUB FOR NOTHING. THE WOLVES AND BEARS ALL GONE FOR NOTHING. THE WILDCATS AND BIRDS AND MUSTELIDS AND INSECTS, GONE IN THEIR THOUSANDS, FOR NOTHING. FOR SOME SHEEP. FOR
THEIR MAIN AGRICULTURAL EXPORT IS FAMINE
anyway the english approach to agriculture, biodiversity, and environmentalism is roughly on par with a dog's approach to someone else's homework and everywhere in the world that has inherited their cack-fisted disdain for nature has suffered immensely. i can't overstate enough how bad things have been and still are.
please make fun of them. it's the least they fucking deserve.
Vaguely reminds me of how much Australia gets flack for its "cracked up"/dangerous wildlife. Or the emu war. Like at least they have biodiversity. People act like the world is solely OUR playground and the animals are an obstacle which couldn't be further from the truth.
Folks, this is not the UK. This is the entire western Europe. My grandpa was a mountaineer who have climbed most of the peaks in Iberia. My usual Saturday morning activity until I was 15 or so was to go for a hike in the mountains with him. My family home is also literally at the border of a forest.
The only wildlife bigger than a cat I've ever seen (birds aside), is some deer. From very, very, very far away. I've seen foxes maybe a dozen times? And that's it.
Also, I don't think there is any single point west of Vienna and south of Stockholm where you can be more than 30 km away from a village or other kind of permanent human settlement. Hell, if you don't count the Alps and the Pyrenees, I'm pretty sure you could reduce that to 10km. We literally don't have any old forests, and we haven't had them for centuries. I assume that north Africa and the middle east are similar, for similar reasons: lots of humans living in an area for a few millennia. We are just the orcs of Saruman.
iberia quite famously has lynxes but go off i guess
Yeah! A full 2401 of them! All of them heavily monitored and living within a couple of national parks!
The fact we have A FUCKING LYNX CENSUS may tell you how common they are. The 2401 number is a huge success, because back in 2002 there were only 94 of them left.
But go off I guess.























