Arctic arthropod

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Goalkeepers

Guillermo Ochoa — "Memo" / "Super Memo"

Carlos Acevedo — "Tex Tex" (resembles the character from the anime Captain Tsubasa)

Defenders

César Montes — "Cachorro" ("Puppy") — his proud uncle called him that to a reporter at his 2015 debut

Israel Reyes — "Don Omar" (named after a reggaeton love-triangle song, due to a famous personal drama)

Midfielders

Edson Álvarez — "El Machín" (or "Speed Machín" since his Premier League days) — grew up playing against older kids

Orbelín Pineda — "Mago" / "Maguito" ("The Magician")

Luis Chávez — "Mañón"

Luis Romo — "Cabrito" ("Little Goat")

Alexis Vega — "Conejo" ("Rabbit")

Brian Gutiérrez — "Cuate" ("Buddy/Twin")

Álvaro Fidalgo — "El Vikingo" ("The Viking")

Forwards

Roberto Alvarado — "Piojo" ("Louse") — idolized Argentine player Claudio 'Piojo' López

Santiago Giménez — "Bebote" ("Big Baby") — physically matured way earlier than his peers

Julián Quiñones — "Baltasar" — teammates gave him the name after he wore a crown celebrating América's title

Raúl Jiménez — "El Lobo" ("The Wolf")

César Huerta — "Chino"

Guillermo Martínez — "Memo" / "Memote"