i do think a seppuku emoji wouldbe very useful but not exactly beneficial

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

are you a medieval silk road merchant

had a great first day as a shoulder devil. the angel wanted this girl to break up with her boyfriend gently and have a long open discussion but i got her to do speed and listen to grindcore really loud and hit him

I don't think dust needs to exist personally

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

put a bullet in me already why dont you

can i hear it for odd and unusual women

If you look closely at murph in the Um Actually episode you can see him fight with himself to not spoil that rachel dies in Animorphs