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Hi, I'm Wolfie, and I run this page!

I'm 19.

My pronouns are he/xe/claw/paw/wolf/moon/ghost!

My labels are:

sexuality: asexual, cupiosexual, dreamsexual (the asexual microlabel, not the dsmp fake one), bisexual/biromantic, polyamorous

gender: trans, demiboy, weregender (my own coined xenogender!!)

i'm white british

i live in ENGLAND

DNI

Obviously, dni if you're transphobic/homophobic/a terf/racist/sexist

proshippers. especially incest since that's rampant in the wh40k fandom.

pedos/maps/necros/zoos dni. fuck you.

My page is not for politics or discussing politics, it's a safe place for me to relax and escape into 40k, and be able to reclaim it from the abuser who got me into it.

also dni if you're one of those people who say that women can't be space marines. just admit you're sexist an move on thanks <3

BOUNDARIES

don't like. seriously flirt with me. I'm alright with joke flirting/platonic flirting and sexual jokes but don't sexualise me or flirt with me. I have 1 boyfriend so please keep that in mind.

Feel free to msg me! I'm friendly as heck. tag me in shit, jump in my asks with stupid shit. I don't bite at all!!

Please respect my identity. thanks.

respect others identities too.

PLEASE BEAR IN MIND

1. If i don't respond straight away, don't be disheartened! I'm either in work or asleep. If you send me a prompt i will always respond

2. I have severe social phobia, so if i come across as awkward or uncaring, that's why hdgfh

fun facts

my favourite primarch is Magnus

i love sociology, i plan to do it at uni, so culture interests me, but also how societies work. i can and will superimpose this into warhammer.

I LIKE MEN. I LIKE MEN. you don't like that?? i don't care

also if you send me hate or anything. like lol you don't like me? not my problem. don't expect me to respond, i'll just ignore you.

i kinda act like a cat a lot.

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i have not properly posted in god knows how long but im forcing you all to look at welt yang from hsr because i want him carnally

#hes not the craziest hsr character i would fuck #but man.#hes so hot #ik hes like 80yrs okd or something but #literally the certified dilf of the express

i-am-a-fish

hey im at work I just wanted to say I love u guys and the comments and tags you leave on my posts are so. fucking funny you guys are the best

also happy almost pride you will be gay in 24 hour

#yippee!!#i missed you fish #:)))

moonsidesong

don't panic buy games because of the eshop shutdown!!!! the memes are not lying It is genuinely very easy to hack your 3ds!!! please do it!!!!

3ds.hacks.guide

(don't follow video guides they are very often outdated and it's easier to make mistakes that way. this guide is very detailed with step by step instructions and they even have a support server in the event you have any trouble! i understand it might seem intimidating but risks of bricking or banning are very minimal at this point you will be glad you did it)

moonsidesong

also you might have heard around you need a certain eshop app to homebrew, this was Once true but is now FALSE as the current method does NOT require any existing app.

so if you don't have time right now, don't worry! you will still be able to after the eshop shutdown. there is not a time limit for being able to hack your 3ds.

moonsidesong

HEY!!!!! NEWS!!!!! (as of may 22 2023)

nintendo just released version 11.17.0 for the 3DS, and it breaks pretty much every known hacking method from my understanding, but doesn't seem to break any existing CFW.

if you HAVE NOT yet hacked your system, don't update until you have.

if you HAVE hacked your system, double check your current version of Luma3DS by holding start or select on startup. if you have v11.0 or later, it is safe to update! (if you have v10.0 or earlier, update Luma before updating your system!)

shayapod

Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

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teslacoils-and-hubris

the real benefit to being a mad scientist is no one really knows what you're capable of. As long as I say it with confidence, why wouldn't you believe I made a ring that's actually a detonator to my security system that's filled with a deadly nerve agent? Is that really any less likely than me keeping a human brain alive and conscious inside a tube of green goo so I can later implant it into a body constructed out of stolen corpse parts?

dead-broadcasting

medic in comic 6

teslacoils-and-hubris

This is exactly what this post was about no one does it like him

weezeryuri

shut the fuck up its tdick tuesday. get real

thesaltyspice-deactivated201901

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.

septictankie

des-gespenst-des-kaisers-deacti

Wow, not all fascists are fucking pricks

mechadogcentral-deactivated2017

Sounds like someone needs to talk to a bayonet

kafka-esquire

Hell is any world in which you even once have to read the words “not all fascists”.

generalissimo-kneedeepincynide

Not all fascists are dead, but if we work hard enough we can change that!

no1megumidefender

askmalal

Imagine living in a world where this isn’t even the first time I’ve had to reblog a post that began with “not all Fascists.”

ghostindeedee

Sega is unionizing

Tumblr refuses to show links, so I'll reblog with a link to their tweet, but Sega is unionizing and they need all the help they can get.

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torracat

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

johnnytortuga

Old pinchy toy holding old money… how could in not work?

disgruntled-foreign-patriarch

do you not trust in the power of Garf?

knighthawkchapter

At least if he doesn’t work, he is easy to yeet.

beepathan

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

tenoko1

Guys, stop being crap to creators. You aren’t hurting Amazon. You’re stealing from writers.

great-and-small

Don’t hate me but I really believe the world would be a better place if pigeons were the ubiquitous avian pet instead of parrots 👀

eternallovers65

Actually, the world would be better if pigeons were fucking extinguished

nonegenderleftpain

I think you need to sit and address why you hold such vitriol for a species of domesticated bird we have lived with for nearly ten thousand years, and redirect it towards something that deserves it. WE made pigeons homeless after we abandoned them as companion creatures. They are harmless and innocent and your hatred of them for existing is disgusting. Wanting a species destroyed because you don't personally enjoy them is real fucked up and you should think about why you feel that way.

Edit: not to mention they are DOVES. They're just doves! Ffs!

eternallovers65

Mate it ain't that deep lol I just don't like them. I made this post ages ago and, obviously, I wouldn't like for them to be extinguished.

BUT

I do consider them to be a pest, I do consider them dirty and they're known for being vectors of multiple human and livestock diseases.

Simple. Don't need to get all angry....

nonegenderleftpain

From NYC Health's government website.

And from a Daily Pioneer article on pigeon pox, the strain of avian pox that pigeons are known for spreading - that can't even spread to *other birds,* let alone humans.

Not to mention this information from University of Minnesota on how infrequently pigeons spread avian flu.

Pigeons are not dirty and they're not pests. They're doves that we bred for meat, companionship, and carrying our mail, then threw out to fend for themselves in a wild they no longer belong in. The belief that they're dirty creatures is bullshit, just like the belief that rats spread the black death is bullshit.

It IS that deep - it's incredibly important to combat misinformation that affects wildlife, especially populations of wildlife that are regularly targeted by ignorant people because they're an easy target. Pigeons are invasive because we made them invasive, and they crowd in our cities because they need humans to survive. They are pets, not pests, and spreading the "they're gross and carry disease" line causes demonstratable harm to them. We need to be bringing them in and reducing populations through adoption rather than encouraging their death.

Please spend some time with beliefs like this and question where they came from and who it helps to hold them. Who benefits from it? Do you? Does the environment? Is it true? If not, why do you hold to it? Why do you spread it? These are important questions to ask before making statements about *killing animals,* especially. Pigeons are targeted by people all the time with violence for existing. Don't contribute to that.

quark-nova-deactivated20260116

Ironically, that exact line of thought, that exact lack of concern for an entire species' worth, already led to an entire species of pigeon going extinct. It's not a hypothetical anymore.

Whether it was deep or not, that feeling already killed a species.

vaspider

This is exactly like saying "we need to exterminate all cats bc there are feral cat colonies, things which largely exist bc of our shitty care of domestic animals."

No, we need for people to recognize that doves/pigeons were our friends and then we abandoned them and it's so fucking SAD and HATEFUL the way we treated them.

flyingfish13-deactivated2023041

DO YOU ENJOY ANSWERING AND REBLOGGING POLLS?

YES I LOVE ANSWERING AND REBLOGGING POLLS!!!!!!

no

Voting ended onApr 4, 2023

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hatersmad

stupid that “manspreading” became slang for men who sit badly on public transport instead of. you know what, never mind

incorrectinfinity

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

bat-demon

DONT FORGET TO DOWNLOAD ANY GAMES ON THEIR THEY WILL SHUT DOWN THE ESHOP MARCH 27TH AND YOU CAN NO LONGER ACCESS THEM AFTER THAT

warmcoals

dont actually panic u can do a super easy no prerequisites hack to any 3ds at any time and then use free software to get any 3ds game or otherwise download-only content ever! so you dont need to worry abt losing out, actually the future is more open than ever before!! 3ds make us human!!!!!

nitw

DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!! MAGIC IS REAL HAPPINESS IS ATTAINABLE

simply-primarch-imagines

LITERALLY DO IT I DID I DON'T REGRET IT

#make sure to get a bigger sdcard for it as well

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