the url is a pun on live broadcasting....

new year new penis

[i.d.: a comic panel showing a figure made up of only veins, arteries, and a brain, walking in a kitchen and surprising the chefs. a caption box at the top reads, “it’s november 10th today. there is a circulatory system walking through the kitchen …”]

The fundamental problem with the idea of a gender swapped Fight Club is that "girl who has a headmate that beats her up and it's kinda a sex thing and she does some light terrorism" is that it's not a thriller novel or an award winning movie, it's just like four people I follow on Tumblr

what do you mean the masochism tango by tom lehrer isn't romantic

world heritage post

Two cats being interrupted by themselves from an alternate dog dimension

bloodlust is the best word in the english language. she has everything. sex. violence. assonance. who can compare.

normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy

guy who changes his name from robert to tom

people will try to make you forget that youre made of meat. do not EVER forget that youre made of meat.

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

his name is geppetto

god he’s hot