the well ok of it all

doc, my advice fetish is taking over my life, i just dont know what to do.......... (lecherous look appears in my eye)

playing a game called listening to the mountain goats while things get worse. it’s where you listen to the mountain goats while things get worse.

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

shows up to a professional TV interview in a fuzzy Jamiroquai hat

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

I know it’s a work of fiction but Romeo getting exiled from Verona to Mantua after killing Tybalt in Romeo and Juliet is incredibly funny if you look up the distances. It’s like 30 miles away

Honestly i think it was a better system but unfortuneately enclosures and private property have created a nessescity for prisons where so many crimes were previously dealt with by Oh Fuck Off Will You.

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

we can eat wednesday food today

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea