If you text to ask if you can call me and then dont call me i WILL assume you died or bad luck otherwise befell you

This is reason #100 why we should go back to just calling people.

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At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

blocked people block people

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

My fucking toilet seat broke? I dont know how to feel about this. I imagine its easily resolveable but, i did not appreciate being introduced to this problem while i was using it.

This was a fun series of "oh now I have a different problem", the old fittings had corroded into place so to get them out we needed to use power tools and the vibration from that caused some candles to fall of their shelf into the toilet bowl and smash so I had to fish out broken glass. Life's never simple is it.

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is