How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

driving my chevy to the levee today

what the fuck

1 million beers in: hi.

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

when i reblog something for a mutual and they reblog it from somewhere else #WELCOMEHOMECHEATER

"magic isnt real" ok lol so explain how that djinn from chicago and some unnamed second party were able to close the sandstorm portal in time

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

little kid leaving school on friday and the teacher says "have a nice weekend!" and the kid says "you too" and then is thinking to themselves fuuuuck i said you too even though she doesnt exist over the weekend