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If you want to talk to me then all you've got to do is pick up the phone and dial some numbers. I don't think it matters which ones.

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meditations on first philosophy (1641) - rene descartes

"who give a shit"

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#Why on earth would the captions be listed clockwise instead of left to right

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Frnak lloyd wright said put some more spindles on that thing!!

#And he was right!

threeture

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Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

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If you text to ask if you can call me and then dont call me i WILL assume you died or bad luck otherwise befell you

kafka-esquire

This is reason #100 why we should go back to just calling people.

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At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

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Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

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blocked people block people

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float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

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Uhhh i just wrote a birthday card to my dad, addressed the envolope and now im looking at the envelope amd its my dads handwriting?

Help?

kafka-esquire

My fucking toilet seat broke? I dont know how to feel about this. I imagine its easily resolveable but, i did not appreciate being introduced to this problem while i was using it.

kafka-esquire

This was a fun series of "oh now I have a different problem", the old fittings had corroded into place so to get them out we needed to use power tools and the vibration from that caused some candles to fall of their shelf into the toilet bowl and smash so I had to fish out broken glass. Life's never simple is it.

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