float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

Whenever i buy clothes from the chairty shop i stop to think, I hope macklemore is proud, wherever he is now I hope he's looking down and thinking those are some dope ass threads

hes not dead btw i just like to picture him at high altitudes such as atop a building or in a tree

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

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i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

Wait! I can change! *grotesquely transforms into a snarling ghoul*

great fricken building society forgot to build themselves any windows