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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

My father still uses a laptop be bought in 2008...

reblog to give prev a shiny trinkets

@imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken be like

if it's terminal im just gonna say fuck it and become a porn star

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Everyone but Dorothy looks like they are taking a piss.

'Fulgrim tried to make a primarch branded fashion line. I had thought Ferrus burned the last of those."

I didnt try, I DID make a primarch branded fashion line, you guys just dont understand FASHION or ART and also everyone recognized my need for models as a need to see everyone with as little clothing as possible which was definitely the case!!!

"You wanted me to wear that, high heels, and a modesty cloth! To a diplomatic meeting!"

'Fulgrim tried to make a primarch branded fashion line. I had thought Ferrus burned the last of those."

"Cant steal what is mine!"

*swoops and snatches the banana*

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Funny enough, im pretty sure thats the year Dante died in exile.