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@theartofmadeline
Origami Around
Claire Keane
Discoholic 🪩
Mike Driver
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
JVL
#extradirty
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
d e v o n
izzy's playlists!
JBB: An Artblog!
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@asksanguinius40k
Oh but what if the germans...
Then Berlin gets nuked.
But what if they made....
Berlin gets nuked. Its like you people are ignoring the fact that if the war lasted any longer Berlin would have also been hit with a nuke. Shoot it down? The us makes another, or nukes another city before Berlin. There is no timeline in which the Nazis survive ww2, your probably just a fan of their politics or a idiot child.
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Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.
*suspicious whistling*
*stares in skeleton*
*whistling and jogging away*
*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*
"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"
I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.
"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*
SANGUINIUS!!!!
YOU WILL EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
"IM DEAD, I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE!"
WILL YOU AT LEAST STAY FOR YOUR CURSED SON??? WE HAVE A FUCKING BLOD ANGEL THAT IS SMALLER THAN A DAMN APPLE IN THE PALACE!
*swoops down and snatches them like a hawk does a chihuahua*
Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.
*suspicious whistling*
*stares in skeleton*
*whistling and jogging away*
*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*
"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"
I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.
"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*
SANGUINIUS!!!!
YOU WILL EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
"IM DEAD, I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE!"
Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary
It got funnier
This is how cats domesticated themselves
NOOOOOO BLAIRS 36 BURGERS!!! :’c
(Also just an estimate, that was 64,224 calories. Blair can eat 😳)
Oh no! Poor Burger Lady!
"I'm not the burger lady, not since I ran over that guy." Blair
Anyone feel like shes gonna die spectacularly? Just me?
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[Yes, I had to do it. Yes, all the voices are me. Lyrics under the cut.]
Keep reading
I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.
Wow ok lyrics are no longer below the cut so I’m just gonna-
Kermit: it’s the muppets show!
Female Chorus:
It’s time to burn the incense,
It’s time to slay the sheep,
It’s time to wake the muppets from a thousand years of sleep!
Male Chorus:
It’s time to raze existence,
It’s time to banish light,
It’s time to call the void in on the muppets show tonight!
Statlor: So tell us, where’s your god now?
Waldorf: I guess you’ll never know
Statlor: your life becomes a torture
Both: when we begin the show!
Chorus: And now let’s get things started!
Audience: Why don’t you get things started?
Kermit: It’s time to get things started,
All:
On the aberrational, no-salvational, incantational, muppetational,
This will be your final muppets show!
953 days left
No particular reason I just think we should all enjoy this together
Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.
*suspicious whistling*
*stares in skeleton*
*whistling and jogging away*
*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*
"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"
I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.
"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*
Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.
*suspicious whistling*
*stares in skeleton*
*whistling and jogging away*
*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*
"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"
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Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.
*suspicious whistling*
*stares in skeleton*
*whistling and jogging away*
Playing card illustration of Kycilia Zabi and Gihren by Yoshikazu Yasuhiko from Gundam: The Origin Trump cards
Poultry father
Commander Data, we are being boarded and I do not have time for this today. Heres a knife, and a phaser, deactivate whatever limits you have on yourself and we will deal with the cleanup after.
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Spent the day with regirock. He's a fantastic guy. Great sense of humor and also 200 physical defense
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AREEEEBOOO!
it would be so awesome
it would be so cool
It'd be so awesome to get my original account back... or at least keep this one...
But eh, best we can do is little flag animations ig 😒
