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'Fulgrim tried to make a primarch branded fashion line. I had thought Ferrus burned the last of those."

"Cant steal what is mine!"

*swoops and snatches the banana*

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Funny enough, im pretty sure thats the year Dante died in exile.

Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.

*suspicious whistling*

*stares in skeleton*

*whistling and jogging away*

*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*

"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"

I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.

"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*

"IM DEAD, I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE!"

WILL YOU AT LEAST STAY FOR YOUR CURSED SON??? WE HAVE A FUCKING BLOD ANGEL THAT IS SMALLER THAN A DAMN APPLE IN THE PALACE!

*swoops down and snatches them like a hawk does a chihuahua*

Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.

*suspicious whistling*

*stares in skeleton*

*whistling and jogging away*

*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*

"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"

I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.

"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*

"IM DEAD, I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU ANYMORE!"

Day 180 since Craig moved in. he clearly thinks he’s dating one of us but we can’t figure out who. it’s possible one of us is lying about it for some reason but so far our efforts at inquisition has led nowhere. we would kick him out but he’s been doing the dishes for us. we’ve decided that for the sanity of the polycule we’ll keep up the charade. if all of us continue to be flirty with him, he’ll project his attraction onto whoever the hell he thinks is into him. this house of cards is delicate but necessary

It got funnier

This is how cats domesticated themselves

Oh no! Poor Burger Lady!

"I'm not the burger lady, not since I ran over that guy." Blair

Anyone feel like shes gonna die spectacularly? Just me?

I wish I could fear, because I know I’m supposed to fear this, but I’m kinda into it.

Whomever decided it would be a good idea to remove the caps loc from my tts, kindly go fuck yourself. All of my threats have lost their chaotic energy, and I am not left with sounding overly polite.

*suspicious whistling*

*stares in skeleton*

*whistling and jogging away*

*a flip flop with the words “bird son” rises up from behind the throne, and gives chase*

"This family is weird! Why do you even have that ready!?"

I ALWAYS HAVE ONE READY.

"Wait, why am I running?" *flap flap flap flap*