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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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taking a huge hit of this quote from rabbi tarfon rn
While watching a DVD from the library my TV popped up a message saying to press a button if I wanted to watch this from additional providers.
It's never done that before so I looked it up and turns out Roku TVs have added all sorts of creepy things in the privacy section since I last checked.
One of which being they take screenshots from what you're watching and send them to third parties to identify it.
Fucking hell! Remember when every fucking device in your life wasn't a spy implanted in your home and working against your interests to try and sell your data? Remember how nice that was??
Remember when the TV was just a tool that would play the things you plugged into it?
Why must the future suck SO much?
TVs collect a huge amount of data. Here's how to use privacy settings to limit the surveillance on TVs from LG, Samsung, TCL, and every othe
A good rundown on what each brand of TV is up to and which settings you should turn off.
PSA - Do not buy an LG smart TV. They just added a line to their terms of use that it's the user's responsibility to inform any guests in their house that by entering they consent to be recorded, in order to comply with wiretapping laws. That thing is literally recording you.
You can find tutorials online telling you how to open that thing up and physically remove the mic and wifi module. Frankly I don't trust anything less.
Please watch the Gamers Nexus video on LG Smart TV's and monitors! It's basically malware at this point.
Some ghosties for Wanderstop ;u;;
cannonball!
do I have to do everything myself around here

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my publisher: Good morning! Huh did you advertise for the pre-sale yesterday? Because we launched twelve hours ago and we already made sales!
me: yeah, i posted on tumblr
publisher: .........tumblr?
me: that's where the gays are.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western)
update
publisher: And what is your marketing strategy on... tumblr?
me: idk, i shitpost at 2am?
publisher: .....and it works?
me: depends on what the gays find funny at that point in time.
publisher: Could I have a link to your tumblr?
me: .......absolutely not.
(link to Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a sapphic western where 50 year old women kiss and murder)
update!
publisher: I've been looking into tumblr, have you thought of using Blaze to promote your book?
me: NO
publisher: But it seems like an efficient way to get this in front of more eyes-
me: people on tumblr hate Blaze.
publisher: There is no algorithm and you can't pay to promote a post? I don't understand how anyone advertises anything on tumblr.
me: That's the best part. They don't. They can't.
(trying to make him understand that we do not control the attention. We just have to show something shiny and gay enough and if people are interested, they'll reblog.)
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a deconstruction of the colonialist cowboy mythos dressed up as a sapphic romance.)
update with picture of a pet!
This is Cosmos, my publisher's dog.
He barks at my publisher's phone notifications. So every time a book is sold, Cosmos barks.
It's been days.
I think you guys would love to know that when you buy a book, a dog barks in Vancouver, Canada.
(Mrs. Victoria buys a brothel, a story where women help women bury the body of your abusive husband.)
people who feel the need to chime in on posts about not supporting hp because of jkr with AND THE BOOKS ARE AWFUL AND HORRIBLY BIGOTED TOO are so completely missing the point it's insane. the content of harry potter does not MATTER!!!! if it was the most perfectly unproblematic piece of media ever it would still be supporting jkr and her bigotry and that would be enough of a reason not to support it!!!! all you're doing is continuing to treat harry potter as something worthy of discussion instead of trying to kill its cultural relevance!!!! you are not an ally and i do not trust you!!!!
good omens is by and large a very good book with positive messages but i stopped posting about it after the neil gaiman stuff came to light bc the quality of the content doesn't fucking matter when we're talking about materially supporting people who wield their power & influence to harm others
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This was so fun to do. I have only made a lineup once before, and I like how I can see my improvement here, as well as the evolution of my style for them.
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your antisemitic tropes are probably from medieval christianity btw
Idk if this is a controversial opinion but just because I’m a pale Jew doesn’t make me white.
People love demonising Jews for being “white colonisers” and jump on any pale Jew to prove their point but being pale =/= white like sorry not sorry. Calling me white is like calling someone who’s a pale Asian white. I am not even Ashkenazi not that it should matter but skin color varies a lot in my family. Even my siblings and father are a lot darker than me but we have the exact same ancestry, so how am I white and they’re not?? People just seem to forget how ethnicities work and just love to assume stuff about you based on your skin color and call it progressive. I have experienced so much antisemitism how am I exactly “a privileged white woman”?? Not to mention that I don’t look white at all, I’m just pale???
In the holocaust we were hated for not being white and now we’re hated because people are claiming we’re white like the antisemites can’t choose. Jews of any origin can’t be white.
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I've said it before, but if what Ashkenazim faced weren't racism, then our specific genetic mix wouldn't be brought up by people on all sides of the political divide as "proof" we don't measure up. I've been called a "two-faced Jew" with "tainted mixed blood." Ashkenazi genetic results are scrutinized to see if we fit blood quantum at a deep and widespread level that, as an American, I've only ever seen happen to Indigenous Americans and First Nations folks. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN TO ACTUAL WHITE PEOPLE.
I've started to hate the term "conditional whiteness" because every pale or mixed person who currently passes muster with the white establishment will receive that dubious privilege until someone turns on them. (I've seen Abdul El Sayed referred to, recently, as white.) The difference between light-skinned Jews and "other white ethnics" is that Irish and Italian-Americans will never be seen in this country as non-white again. "White" is functionally "your DNA is all European" now, racist as that is. Jews (and Romani, no matter how light-skinned or if they have more European ancestry from living in more assimilated Western European countries) will never not be a separate category. Fuck "conditional whiteness," we're "liminal space."

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“Why are American kids the sickest of any developed nation?” I dunno, maybe because we have a for-profit medical system, social welfare programs are constantly being undermined, environmental protections have been rolled back, companies are allowed to market any kind of bullshit they want, the housing/cost of living crisis means a lot of children are living in cramped, mold infested shitholes ran by landleeches and- vaccines? Oh, you think vaccines are what is causing it?
people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.
And! We need cashiers. And convenience stores. And I think it's kind of broken that society says people who want to do stuff like that have "low" ambition (not you OP, I get you're using it illustratively because that's what society labels said jobs) and don't deserve to live at the same standard as people with "high" ambitions.
If we need someone to do a job, that job is a role in the community and deserves not just a salary but cultural respect for the role.
"high" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve domineering and controlling others. "low" ambition jobs are all jobs that involve service to others. Have you noticed? Because I have noticed.
But serving others is actually more needed than controlling them.
But serving others
is actually more needed
than controlling them.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato
Actually let's get specific with it
*checks wiki*
Everybody say thank you indigenous people of present-day southern Peru and extreme northwestern Bolivia from 7-10,000 years ago for the humble potato
I will reiterate over and over again that chronically ill and disabled people have always existed. We have evidence Neanderthals took care of members of their community who became disabled after a serious injury or were born with disabilities like Down Syndrome. Yes, many more illnesses ‘just killed you’ before modern medicine but the lack of modern medicine meant there were even more people struggling with chronic ill health. Institutionalization and the stigma around discussing disabilities and illnesses is the reason you think there were fewer people with disabilities and chronic health concerns, not reality. Bad backs, bad lungs, bad stomachs, mobility issues, poor eyesight, poor hearing, countless other things that range from mild annoyances to serious life-limiting disabilities. We have always existed. Pretending like there was a time in history where a sizable portion of the human population wasn’t chronically ill or disabled is historical revisionism.
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@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
The only reason dark academia kicked off was cause we were all stuck indoors fantasizing, and now that that's over it's time to start librarycore. Enough of the sweaters and coffee and rich kids fighting over Greek in between killing each other. I want that 5 year old kid checking out a whole shelf on their latest hyperfixation. I want that old lady in the chair who's been coming here so long she's practically become part of the background, until some asshole harasses the librarian and she rises like a dragon from her lair to deal judgment. I want that book art hanging from the ceiling and those posters with "read" in 25 languages and those ever-changing themed displays and that knitting circle that meets on Thursdays. Romanticize the hell out of our public libraries because they fucking deserve it.