Well, shit.

The people who insist AI is smarter than a human are doing their fucking damnedest to manifest that

GMORNING GIRLIES IT'S YURI DAY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This isn't just for cults either! Shitty partners, bosses, friends - they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request, it proves you weren't ever committed since you'd let such a small thing ruin everything. And of course, if it's the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you, it's SUCH A SMALL THING to be a deal-breaker at this late point in your relationship!

Getting into a KarAkciddent and splashing 3 cups of FükkenScälden all over myself

I did also grow up with a younger sibling and often ended up in babysitting scenarios when I was still a kid - I always thought it was funny when the parents would say i'm so good with kids when they were close to my peers, like well yeah...we're all genuinely enjoying playing with stuffed animals. I'm not pretending to have fun out of respect, I am highly invested in playing pretend

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.

sobbing my eyes out over how terrifying meeting grace must have been for rocky. obviously there’s the horror of what grace “looks” like to him, but the fact that rocky feels responsible for killing everyone and now there’s this fragile, squishy thing that rocky can kill with one wrong move. what if he messed up the oxygen in the tunnel? or it wasn’t enclosed all the way? and then he was alone, again.