not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

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Pulitzer Prize type shit
Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot
Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot
Everyone say thank you to trans femmes for showing us a version of femininity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion
Everyone say thank you to trans mascs for showing us a version of masculinity born from joy and desire instead of just through coercion
Everyone say thank you to all people outside of the cis gender binary for showing us a version of gender born from joy and desire instead of just through a simple frame work in which our oppressor have used to kill, erase, and censor us.
Thank you for showing us the existence of a history before and a future ahead.
*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

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not to be tmi but i was so relieved as a teen when i figured out that my masturbatory fantasies and my actual sex life had literally nothing to do with each other, nor did they need to
i was terrified i was going to end up getting hurt but it turns out when you’re having actual sex with an actual person the things that do it for you can be completely different
i have had plenty of great sex that i’m still not going to fantasize about because when it’s just me thinking about it and not an actual person doing it, it’s not hot anymore
there are plenty of things that in real life are actually just uncomfortable and not arousing at all and i will never do them, but even if i’ve tried it and decided it’s not for me it’s still gonna show up in fantasies because it’s still hot to think about
i mean it sounds stupid and obvious but i spent years either trying to stop myself from finding things hot (spoiler it don’t work), or else letting people convince me that fantasies were talking the talk and obligated me to try walking the walk
i get why this is going around again with a lot of people agreeing that fantasy is not reality and you can fantasize about whatever you want regardless of what puritans say etc etc etc. but tbh that was not the thing that was a revelation to me when it happened. it was the ‘actual sex is different’ part. not as in ‘it’s okay to have fucked-up fantasies’ but more like
if, while watching porn or reading smut, someone’s gotta get slapped in the face at least once for you to finish. if you can only get off to weird airtight tentacle stuff. if no one’s crying you’re not going to get there. if there’s not a torture chamber in the thumbnail you’re not clicking. that literally means nothing in terms of what you want out of actual sex. i don’t mean morally or criminally or whatever. i just mean on a practical level, in terms of arousal and ability to orgasm.
that was the part that took figuring out. before i actually had experience, that was not intuitive to me at all. even now, if i tried to watch porn where a loving couple made out on the couch while nonviolently fingering each other i would dry up like the fucking sahara. i’m not going anywhere with that. that’s nothing. as a Youth this caused me a lot of concern. but it turns out that in real life, with another person there, that shit’s fun!! it’s great!!! trying to stop myself from finding things hot was never about puritanism, it was about the fear that it was going to be impossible for me to get off with a partner unless i made enough money for elaborate costumes, some kind of sex contraption, and an on-site medic.
watching someone else ride a rollercoaster does not actually tell you anything about what it feels like to ride a rollercoaster. watching sports and playing sports are two very different activities. that’s the thing that felt like it should have been obvious, but wasn’t.
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I’ve started listening to the book project Hail Mary and frankly there’s no room in the plot of this book for that man everyone seems to be shipping Grace with so I decided to look it up and apparently instead of letting a character not have a romantic interest y’all have yoinked a character out of some kind of Markiplier project
This is the goddamned Jack Frost and Elsa situation all over again
My heart is lighter than a feather and my liver is darker than a black coffee because that's what it's marinating in
Do I need to make a Dunkin Run and see if they have any of these left? (pictures would be posted, of course)
Yes
No
Alas - I did go, but they were already sold out and I had content myself with the snacking bacon
From all of us, thanks for trying.
(from Facebook)
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6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.
this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare
If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables
Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while
Boys who up smacking they rat?
Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn
you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever
here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you
They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,
Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing
that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

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I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER
I WISH I WAS A WALTER
I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER
heye every one.
i have on important announcemen t to make.
sam.