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decentralize and clean up your life!!!
use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.
use firefox or librewolf (open-source fork of firefox) instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).
use mega instead of google drive
get rid of bloatware
use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite
get free stuff with the help of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH, r/piracy and r/roms
use trakt (for shows and movies), letterboxd (just movies), or TMB instead of IMDB (owned by amazon).
use storygraph instead of goodreads (owned by amazon).
use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions
use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp
make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge
use search for a cause, ecosia, or ocean hero to support the environment instead of google
use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)
use flashpoint to play archived online flash games
find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books
burn your music onto cds
use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe
use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, or tuta instead of gmail
remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X
remove bloatware on samsung X
use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta
use project gutenberg for free public domain books, and librivox for public domain books and audiobooks
use the seal app (android only) to download video and audio
use ellipsus instead of microsoft word or google docs
use mastodon instead of twitter
use peertube to create a network of small video hosting providers (disclaimer: not a 1:1 alternative to youtube)
use threema and signal for encrypted communication, on mobile and desktop
use qwant and startpage for secure internet browsers
use syncthing to securely transfer files between devices
learn how to jailbreak your kindle/ereader if you have one (wiki and video walkthrough)
use riseup’s email and VPN for secure communication (aimed towards activists)
use cryptpad and collabora instead of the microsoft office suite
use google takeout to export the data on your google account
use library extension to look for books on online stores and find them at your library
remove paywalls with removepaywalls
install the open-source adblocker ublock origin
install sponsorblock to skip sponsored segments on youtube videos
use bookfinder to look for the cheapest available listings of books, including textbooks
learn a language through mango (duolingo laid off some of its employees and now relies on AI translations) for free with a library card or through your school
edit photos with photopea
edit pdfs with foxit and sumatrapdf
download music with doubledouble
take notes offline and collaborate securely with obsidian
for android tv, use smarttube and cloudstream (ad-free, open-source)
change your OS to linux
since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort
happy april fools y’all
how bad could it possibly be
this is it. this is my favorite tag on this post
it’s time. its been a whole year since i made this post
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

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I need you all to know that we did this for my dad's birthday cake this year and I have never seen that man happier in my entire life. He was thrilled. 10/10 decor and so easy to do
it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop
my heart will always be the b-side to my tongue dvd - download here
release the bats dvd - download here
i included rips of individual chapters of the main titles where applicable as well as the normal uncut versions for viewing convenience soo. have at it
current thoughts while trying to be social
to It would be easy to say this is “yet another example of how boomers destroyed culture,” but it would be more apt to blame how capitalism’s exploitation of baby-boomers destroyed culture. In the first couple hundred years or so of the middle class’s existance, young people grew up inside an extended family and learned social roles by emulating their elders. Being a good host or hostess, and a good guest, were values that society recognized as skill-based. Hence, elders actively taught those skills and young people actively learnt them. But come along the baby boom, with an unprecedented combination of wealth and relative numbers, and corporations rushed to define a “teenager” market segment that they could profit from directly by separating their demographic off from the more stable “middle class family” demographic. So “teenage culture” emerged, and they myth of the “generation gap”, and baby boomers never learned the more sophisticated skills of being good guests and good hosts. And hence, many of those skills are only available to people who like hiding out in the HM435-HM477 sections of the library stacks. So here are two little hints from my time in the UBC main library, tested and proven over nearly half a century:
1) When you host a gathering, you have a duty of care to your guests. You have a legal duty of care to keep them reasonably safe, and you have a social duty of care to help them be reasonably comfortable. So try to greet each guest as they arrive, remember their name and something interesting about them, and --> introduce them by name to someone else at the party who might find that thing interesting too.<-- Sample script: “Bill, I want you to meet Emma. She is restoring a ‘65 Barracuda, similar to the one you restored.” After your guests are mostly finished arriving, keep an eye on your guests and when one is backed into a corner behind the potted palm looking miserable, go fetch them and introduce them to someone else. Sample script: “Oh, Phyllis, there you are! Have you met Toby yet? Toby! You should really tell Phyllis about your pet tortoise!” 2) When you are a guest and you get buttonholed in this way, help out your host by at least pretending to be interested in ‘65 Barracudas or pet tortoises, and asking the other guest something. Ask them anything. Or if you see the guy moping behind the potted palm before your host does, approach them and ask them something. The key is, use the words “what” or “where” or “how” to ask the question, rather than “do/did ...?” That way they cannot simply, desperately, answer “yes” or “no” and have to tell you something you can build on. And don’t worry about “not wanting to pry”. People tend to really like to talk about themselves, provided you give them leeway to decide what part of themselves to talk about. Sample script: “Lucky you! How did you manage to get your hands on a ‘65 Barracuda/pet tortoise?” Or if you didn’t get a prompt from your busy host, “What canapés are the tastiest?” or the old standbys Sample script: “what school do you go to/what are you studying/what do you do in your spare time when you’re not at a cocktail party?”
You can actually memorize just one of these open-ended questions and use it in nearly every circumstance; and then follow up by noticing what the answer makes you curious about, and asking that. Enjoy.
i think about this constantly. his mind is so beautiful

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"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median
Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!
Literally every statistic on this post is wrong.
Median household income in 2022 was $74,580, the individual median was $40,480. Average individual income was $59,430 and average household income was $126,500.
Source:
View the inflation-adjusted value of the 50th percentile of the U.S. income distribution, as estimated by the Census Bureau.
Fun math question: how much money would the top 10 largest earners in the US have to make for the top graphic to be true? Let's ballpark - there are around 150 million workers in the US, and if they averaged $75,000 in income (which they don't obviously but hypothetically) that means total income is $11.25 trillion.
If the average without the top 10 Americans was $65,000, then the remaining wealth would be $9.75 trillion. Then the top 10 earners have a total of $1.5 trillion, implying that they made (on average!) $150 billion each in income, which of course makes no fucking sense at all. Even without googling anything we can do some napkin math and tell the original image was nonsense.
I have no clue where @untamed-pussy got that number for median income - it doesn't come up anywhere when I search for it directly
i googled the exact phrase "the median income in the US is $24,327" and got that number as the Median income from a content farm called "world population review"
the website says:
Note that these amounts are in current "international dollars", which is a theoretical dollar often used in country-to-country comparisons. International dollars are not equivalent to U.S. dollars, or euros, or any other real-world currency.
which as far as I can tell is also wrong, because every other source i found says an international dollar is the PPP equivalent of a US dollar, or the same as 1 dollar in the US.
so I assume that this is LLM slop content generating nonsense statistics, and that @untamed-pussy may have been fooled by it
og post is obvious bunk but $40k median individual is still extremely bad given the prices of housing and auto. (also healthcare but that is more of a lottery.)
posts like this resonate with people because they feel poor. that feeling is rational for many americans. think of the % of households spending >50% of their take home on housing, another 25% on the car, etc. of course people will jive with any post that gets at the wealth inequality vibe.
that won’t change until housing prices go down in real terms and car ownership becomes optional for most americans. those are structural issues that run so deep most people are unwilling to touch them in their minds. but ultimately i don’t think there’s another way to get at the crux of the problem.
Yeah I mean I am not upset about people being mad about income inequality (I am also mad about income inequality) but I do think it sucks that people will uncritically accept unsourced statistics if they resonate with them. It makes it very easy to become misinformed about the world, which I think is bad
When summer evenings feel like this gif it’s beautiful and it’s worth it
it's me and my unhealthy sleeping schedule against the world
What's your word?
I got "spot"
I got "perfect"
“revolutionary” :D
some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES

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oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
i wanna see what happens
it looks fun i guess
Where did this even come from
This sho
Wierd :o
I want in
I call doubt
Hmm
I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”
i s2g-
i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT
I dont believe this
My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.
I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D
..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????
O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD
GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS
yolo
I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.
ok i believe
shrug emoji
BITCH FUCK ME UP
DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES
what is this mahogoney.
Dude wtf
((i am utterly confused))
Yeah right, as if it’s real…
(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)
*rolls eyes* suuuure
//:^)))
pls
NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER
NOPE IM OUT
wot in tarnation
can i get a hoopla
I wanna see if something actualky happens
(UPDATE) it actually works
only doing this to see if something happens
(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)
OKAY LETS TRY IT
Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert
Askbox empty will wait to see what happens
Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused
they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN
hm doES it really work?
What the hell is this
If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof
Aight let’s try
i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked
i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in
Let’s try this bitch
Let’s see if this still works
dont trick me, ya dingle
I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.
Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.
Come at me
I wanna
please
Hmm… Maybe?
Holy shit it works!
Ive got mail!
Let’s go gaymers lmao
Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?
I want to see what will happen X3
WHAT!?
HOW IS THIS REAL????
I’m willing to try it.
Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.
No. I refuse to believe that this is real.
ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕
This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for
… does it work
Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here
I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES
Will this work??? Let’s wait and see
please
Why is everybody deleted in this thread does this come with a curse of instant death as well?
No way this works, right?
I wanna see if it works
Let’s see if this works
this is soooo long, but I wanna see if it works-
i need to know if this works
mostly just reblogging because i want to make it longer for future rebloggers
wait how does this work? i just reblog it????
Kinda
ain’t no way
I want this
It works y'all
i want it to work but also i am scared….
“Mahogany dinglehopper pant”
(Hello I take the context out of posts)
okay this post is ancient now no way it will work
YO??????
nah this post is ancient no way im getting anything this time
mysterious voice-of-god post pls work
someone pls tell me the magic is not yet lost
Does your dad read books?
Less than once a year, mostly or only nonfiction
Less than once a year, fiction or nonfiction / I'm unsure which
Less than once a year, mostly or only fiction
Yes, mostly or only nonfiction
Yes, fiction or nonfiction / I'm unsure which
Yes, mostly or only fiction
Literally never
I do not have a dad*
I don't know if my dad reads books or not
idk / i'm bald / any other miscellaneous infinitely nuanced answer
*if you have a step-dad or similar who is a father figure but not a dad you can answer for, feel free to answer about him instead
This is only about books, for the purposes of this poll I do not care how many magazines, newspapers, etc. your dad reads. Also, for the purposes of this poll, any book that is not a novel is considered nonfiction. Referencing books like manuals, encyclopedias or phone books doesn't count unless your dad reads them cover to cover like some kind of lunatic. Thank you and good night.