sleepy weirdo

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

and i don't want to hear ever again that assault (in any way) accusations can ruin a man's career

Reblog to let your followers know that despite your current obsession your previous obsessions still exist and are simply lying dormant until they awaken and strike again

When she's watching the video Grace sent back to Earth, Stratt starts to wobble her head before Rocky says "no no no no no", implying that it's not the first time she watched the video. if you even care

ultimately no matter how much we advocate for the rights of marginalised men, for example the rights of men with disabilities or chronic conditions, we must always keep in mind that men are ultimately easily forgiven for their on record crimes and everyone is tripping over their feet to defend them and absolve them of their proven guilt and pretend they fucked up and act like they believe in second chances . meanwhile women are dragged through the mud for the crime of being annoying. being a man with challenges makes your life difficult. being a woman at all makes your existence as a public figure a crime and you have to ascend to some sort of sainthood to receive the kind of universal love and adoration the vilest of famous men will receive for free

the urge to completely vanish from civilization and become the local cryptid who lives in a crumbling greenhouse deep in the woods, only seen by villagers as a silhouette tending to forbidden ferns at midnight.

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Could use some luck yes pls

do most people actually have a thing in their brain that tells them to drink water before their mouth goes dry and they have a headache. is that real. i have been told that headache is not supposed to be the primary sign of being thirsty but that sounds fake to me.

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

lets all kill ourselves