Hello people who are getting a blaze post! :3 My name is Mona and I'm super broke. Can I interest you in a magical hooved animal? Maybe even a cool cat or dog? What about a queer one? What if I turned one of your OCs into one?
Here's what that would look like!
And now... introducing by popular request- dogs! With 3 tail variations and two body types! Further customizations can be discussed of course :3 there's also a greyhound version, though it's by request only
Details below! Please reblog even if you aren't interested :3 Even if it's to say this was a dumb way to spend $25 :3 or! just to talk about what you think of the examples of *already completed* commissions posted on my Kofi!
So you've gotten this far, and you're interested in maybe giving me $20 of your hard earned dollars... What can you expect from me?
-I have a consistent ETA of around 2-3 hours from the moment the commission starts, though I will take first-come-first-served (up to 3 commissions can be completed a day, but i will work through all orders until complete :3), and let you know where you are in the queue between each commission. I will work on commissions one at a time, from about 2 PM CST to around 7 PM CST (to avoid burn out)
-I only take paypal and kofi, make sure to send me your email so I can send the invoice if you use paypal :3 If you want to pay more than $20+$20 tip that paypal invoices allow, let me know and I can add more to the invoice, or send extra in a separate transfer :3!!
-I will put any flag, as long as you tell me what the flag is so that I can verify that it is what you say it is. If it's a hate flag, or you lie about what it is, you're getting blocked.
-Nothing you ask for is cringe. I promise. Obviously this is a YCH, but if you ask nicely and your character doesnt fit the base per se, I can customize the base (ETA - 1-2 extra hours). Example of base customizing in my most recent commission, a Changeling (If you ask for something like this, I reserve the right to keep the changed base for use in future commissions. If you ask for a reformed Changeling, you'll get the same base as the one seen in the picture)
-Because this is a sale aimed at getting more money quickly, I will limit how many "decorations" I can do. Small jewelry or easy-to-draw clothing is okay, but I'll draw the line at full outfits and complicated accessories. Look it's $20, that's a steal.
-You will get frequent WIP updates! I give updates for every "milestone of progress", such as base colors, shading, details, and final line colorations.
-I *do* want payment upfront, but only once the details are settled on what you want and work has started. If for any reason I can't finish your commission, I will let you know and refund the $20.
-If you want a commission, but don't have a same-species oc, don't worry! I will also do character designs based on descriptions, or ponify (or catify) (or dogify) a different oc of yours!
-If you scam me I'll kill you btw. Just so we're clear.
-Yes I know it's not pride month. I've been selling these since June of 2020, and it just so happens I need money :3
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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.
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some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly
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TBH I also thought the book was pretty normal ... contextually.
Not like, in relation to other published books, mind you, but normal for something a queer person on tumblr who likes Terry Pratchett and video games where you get to fuck the werebear in full shift and The Murderbot Diaries would write.
Anyway, I've said before that my idea of a good indie movie (this also applies to other media) is one that panders shamelessly to a audience so niche it has most critics muttering, "Who is this even for?!" and I think this book accomplished that.
I LOVED the “in which …” chapter titles. I’ve seen those used for humor before, but these are both funny and give fascinating emotional background to each chapter. Mostly it’s a small emotion that’s highlighted, but it adds so much depth to what happens next. Here’s the prologue title for example:
I also loved the way the tone of the book shifted rather gently from “this is a comedy“ to “this is a horror novel“. I don’t know that it actually was a horror novel? Definitely speculative fiction. Maybe horror lite? Too much of a happy ending for horror, but too far from Happy Ever After to be traditional comedy. But that inability to nail down “who is this book for“ is part of it charm! 
The emotional drift of the story is Very Compelling. The slow breakdown of losing everything to get the one thing you want - and how that is happens differently for The Mad Sorcerer and for Sir Cameron. The grasping at bits of joy in the midst of chaos and confusion. The getting everything you wanted and it being confusing and different from what you pictured.
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Queer Liberation Library has a copy, so you can get your free library card and find this book on Libby!Audiobook version also available.
