Hello people who are getting a blaze post! :3 My name is Mona and I'm super broke. Can I interest you in a magical hooved animal? Maybe even a cool cat or dog? What about a queer one? What if I turned one of your OCs into one?
Here's what that would look like!
And now... introducing by popular request- dogs! With 3 tail variations and two body types! Further customizations can be discussed of course :3 there's also a greyhound version, though it's by request only
Details below! Please reblog even if you aren't interested :3 Even if it's to say this was a dumb way to spend $25 :3 or! just to talk about what you think of the examples of *already completed* commissions posted on my Kofi!
So you've gotten this far, and you're interested in maybe giving me $20 of your hard earned dollars... What can you expect from me?
-I have a consistent ETA of around 2-3 hours from the moment the commission starts, though I will take first-come-first-served (up to 3 commissions can be completed a day, but i will work through all orders until complete :3), and let you know where you are in the queue between each commission. I will work on commissions one at a time, from about 2 PM CST to around 7 PM CST (to avoid burn out)
-I only take paypal and kofi, make sure to send me your email so I can send the invoice if you use paypal :3 If you want to pay more than $20+$20 tip that paypal invoices allow, let me know and I can add more to the invoice, or send extra in a separate transfer :3!!
-I will put any flag, as long as you tell me what the flag is so that I can verify that it is what you say it is. If it's a hate flag, or you lie about what it is, you're getting blocked.
-Nothing you ask for is cringe. I promise. Obviously this is a YCH, but if you ask nicely and your character doesnt fit the base per se, I can customize the base (ETA - 1-2 extra hours). Example of base customizing in my most recent commission, a Changeling (If you ask for something like this, I reserve the right to keep the changed base for use in future commissions. If you ask for a reformed Changeling, you'll get the same base as the one seen in the picture)
-Because this is a sale aimed at getting more money quickly, I will limit how many "decorations" I can do. Small jewelry or easy-to-draw clothing is okay, but I'll draw the line at full outfits and complicated accessories. Look it's $20, that's a steal.
-You will get frequent WIP updates! I give updates for every "milestone of progress", such as base colors, shading, details, and final line colorations.
-I *do* want payment upfront, but only once the details are settled on what you want and work has started. If for any reason I can't finish your commission, I will let you know and refund the $20.
-If you want a commission, but don't have a same-species oc, don't worry! I will also do character designs based on descriptions, or ponify (or catify) (or dogify) a different oc of yours!
-If you scam me I'll kill you btw. Just so we're clear.
-Yes I know it's not pride month. I've been selling these since June of 2020, and it just so happens I need money :3
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Lee Sangsoo is a Korean sculpture artist who works with the theme of “Drawing In The Air”. His sculptures reproduce minimalist two-dimensional drawings in three-dimensional space. usually drawn on a two-dimensional drawing board in a three-dimensional space.
the problem is the word "throuple" was introduced to them by Rouxls Kaard and I'm pretty sure they try like hell suppress their memories of Rouxls any time he's not actively on screen
I wish humans had monkey tails (most likely tail we'd have ngl) because it would be so cute. There's an alternate world out there where people are dying their tails and buzzing patterns into them and getting tail accessories and tail piercings. God could you imagine
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what did you call your friends’ parents or other non-relative adults growing up?
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If youre a closeted person somewhere out there thinking "I want to transition but it would be less progressive/unique/countercultural for me to be that gender instead of this one" please know that you are a real person not a character in a narrative and cant live your life based on what is good media representation. You are real you can only be yourself and theres no moral weight to any identity over another
Liberal transphobes enjoy positioning trans identities as regressive compared to cis queerness or like non-transitioning transness or anything else they can leverage to make transphobia look progressive and I think its easy to absorb that message subconciously. But in real life we just are what we are and no ranking of validity can change the fact that you have an identity that is NOT chosen and is just your unchangeable truth. Not only should you not have to live a life dictated by what is most countercultural to identify as or whatever but also: being trans is extremely countercultural and feminist and leftist to begin with and theyre only trying to convince you otherwise bc theyre bigots
"Why cant you be a feminine man society hates feminine men 🥺" and "all the butch lesbians are becoming men we need u 🥺" = stay in the closet for the noble purpose of being an abstract representation point in my new york times opinion column. You wont actually be a gnc cis person youll be a closeted trans person who uses the wrong words but I need you to do that because i hate you
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Nothing convinces you that guns are completely worthless items to own quite like directly selling them at your job. Every single gun customer falls into some set categories: (long text)
-my name is 350 Bench Press Bald Wearing A Hat and me and my Hot Wine Mom Wife need to own 50 AR15s or else the [latest buzzword]s are gonna harm our 12 children and our god given country. Would you like to spend an hour watching our home video compilation of all of our children firing guns 3x their size because we're epic. We all gather around our gun themed Christmas tree every year and gift each other brand new military grade artillery because we do not have a single other interest or personality trait.
-my name is Age 40+ Fox News Watcher and I have never owned a gun in my life, but The World These Days has convinced me I need to buy my first one. I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know there was more than like maybe 3 kinds of gun and now I'm kind of overwhelmed and I don't know where to even start so uhhhjhhj maybe that one? Yeah I like the way its my favorite color :^) no I don't know what a nine millimeter is, are you European or something? We do inches here, are you sure you know what you're doing? Anyway once i buy this what am I supposed to do with it? Do i just go outside and start blasting or what?
-my name is Safety First and I'm more scared of my 2 guns than I am of literally any home invader. I own 6 different safes strategically placed around my home in point and click adventure game puzzles and in the event that someone breaks into my home, I need to collect the pieces and put them together and then take the ice block of bullets out of my freezer to wait for it to melt and then I can handle my home invasion problem. No I do not think there's any modes of defense more efficient than this, the presence of a gun in my home just makes me feel more secure, yknow? It just wouldn't be the same without it
-my name is Legally Can Own A Firearm, can I buy this for my boyfriend whos out in the car and gave me the money? Idk lol he just asked me to do it for him lol something about a nonsense charge in 2004 that his BITCH of an ex lied to the judge about hehe <3 she's sooooooo crazy and he says the reason there's so many girls on his phone is because she keeps hacking it to tear us apart !! Crazyyyyy I know lol apparently if i do this one little thing for him she won't be a problem anymore because he'll take care of her and me 😇 isn't he so sweet hehe
-my name is My Cutie Mark Is A Gun and I cannot stop buying more guns. I have an itemized alphabetized categorized and personalized collection of every single gun ever made. If you show me a gun on your shelf I can smell the metal and tell you what factory made it and what year. It just so happens you have the one gun I was missing from my collection and I'm just gonna tell you right now that if I do not buy this gun then my life might as well be over. No I have never actually fired a single one, I've never even seen a bullet in person actually. The idea of bringing any of my guns to a firing range makes me physically ill, I don't want someone even looking at my guns
-my name is Did A Little Military And Thinks That Makes Me Immune To Rules and haha here's my Military ID... yea.... I know what I'm doing haha. What? I can't take the gun apart? Haha sweetie i used to have a gun JUST like this in basic... I can basically take it apart from memory and put it back together with my eyes closed... you can trust me 😎 I literally fought for your Freedoms. No I didn't get past basic I actually tore my ACL but don't- look- okay look I just miss my gun they didn't let me keep it after I dropped out :( can I pleeeeeaaaaase take off the trigger lock I won't pretend to point it around and make blaster noises with my mouth I prommy
-my name is I Would Jump Off The Cliff If My Friends Did Too and my friends recommended I come here to buy my first gun because they're all going to the range and none of them want me to mess with any of their cool guns :( I just need the coolest looking one you have that will be fun to shoot that will make all of my friends jealous and will make me look really awesome. Have I ever fired a gun before? Ummmmmm I fired my dad's gun once and dislocated my wrist but I was 9 and I don't remember what caliber it was. Oooooooo the 12 gauge shotgun looks cool!!! It has the punisher logo on it and has that SIIIIIIICK looking camo print 😃 thatll be a fun toy !!! I'll take 3
-my name is Literally Twelve Years Old and OMG DAAAAAAAAD LOOK ITS A SHOTTIE!!! LIKE FROM CALL OF DUTY AND FORTNITE !!!!!!!! CAN I PLEAAAAAAAAAASE HAVE IT PLEAAAAAAAAAASE I WAAAAAANT IT AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS FROM MY VIDEO GAAAAAMES OMGGG
-my name is Gun Regulations Are Lame And Gay and if you make me fill out that stupid form i am actually going to throw a real life tantrum in the middle of the store. I don't get any of the questions can you just answer them all for me? What's a "fugitive from justice" these questions are so dumb. My address?? How am I supposed to know that?? You're personally in the way of me owning this gun and these forms are so stupid and lame. Yknow if you make this any harder I'm gonna just go buy one from some homeless people on the street and THEY won't make me fill out a stupid form!!!! No I don't caaaaaaare I don't care I don't wannnaaaaaaaaa just let me have the guuuuuuuuuun you stupid bitch
