Hello people who are getting a blaze post! :3 My name is Mona and I'm super broke. Can I interest you in a magical hooved animal? Maybe even a cool cat or dog? What about a queer one? What if I turned one of your OCs into one?
Here's what that would look like!
And now... introducing by popular request- dogs! With 3 tail variations and two body types! Further customizations can be discussed of course :3 there's also a greyhound version, though it's by request only
Details below! Please reblog even if you aren't interested :3 Even if it's to say this was a dumb way to spend $25 :3 or! just to talk about what you think of the examples of *already completed* commissions posted on my Kofi!
So you've gotten this far, and you're interested in maybe giving me $20 of your hard earned dollars... What can you expect from me?
-I have a consistent ETA of around 2-3 hours from the moment the commission starts, though I will take first-come-first-served (up to 3 commissions can be completed a day, but i will work through all orders until complete :3), and let you know where you are in the queue between each commission. I will work on commissions one at a time, from about 2 PM CST to around 7 PM CST (to avoid burn out)
-I only take paypal and kofi, make sure to send me your email so I can send the invoice if you use paypal :3 If you want to pay more than $20+$20 tip that paypal invoices allow, let me know and I can add more to the invoice, or send extra in a separate transfer :3!!
-I will put any flag, as long as you tell me what the flag is so that I can verify that it is what you say it is. If it's a hate flag, or you lie about what it is, you're getting blocked.
-Nothing you ask for is cringe. I promise. Obviously this is a YCH, but if you ask nicely and your character doesnt fit the base per se, I can customize the base (ETA - 1-2 extra hours). Example of base customizing in my most recent commission, a Changeling (If you ask for something like this, I reserve the right to keep the changed base for use in future commissions. If you ask for a reformed Changeling, you'll get the same base as the one seen in the picture)
-Because this is a sale aimed at getting more money quickly, I will limit how many "decorations" I can do. Small jewelry or easy-to-draw clothing is okay, but I'll draw the line at full outfits and complicated accessories. Look it's $20, that's a steal.
-You will get frequent WIP updates! I give updates for every "milestone of progress", such as base colors, shading, details, and final line colorations.
-I *do* want payment upfront, but only once the details are settled on what you want and work has started. If for any reason I can't finish your commission, I will let you know and refund the $20.
-If you want a commission, but don't have a same-species oc, don't worry! I will also do character designs based on descriptions, or ponify (or catify) (or dogify) a different oc of yours!
-If you scam me I'll kill you btw. Just so we're clear.
-Yes I know it's not pride month. I've been selling these since June of 2020, and it just so happens I need money :3
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Me: I don't know. I just don't think there's much comedic potential to the idea of a "pizza samurai"
PIzza Samurai, entering physical existence due to the sheer willpower which I still spend thinking about him: I will defeat you with my New York Style martial arts
Pepperลnin, also real now: Prepare to get sliced
GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'."
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[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says โParents say they just want you to be happy and get marriedโ at the top and โOxymoronโ at the bottom.]
Hereโs an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the โAce Discourseโ around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.
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what's the most ridiculous reason you've ever blocked someone. I'm talking complete nonissues. things that don't even matter. I've blocked someone for saying cloven hooves look ugly on unicorns
