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I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.

Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.

your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost

we-are-knight

@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:

I.33...

Fiore...

Leckuchner...

Talhoffer...

And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.

So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.

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whitepeopletwitter

Why yes, this caveman does enjoy Lynryd Skynryd

punkitt-is-here

lining the timeline up with the clues we have so far and realizing dess was probably an early teen when she went missing makes the roaring knights behavior make wayyyy more sense. Of course they'd be a stupid aura farming idiot they're permanently 15 with magic powers

punkitt-is-here

roaring knight: *messes up the plan again by posing cool at the top of the stairs and fucking around with the heroes because they can*

kris, now as old or older than dess when she went missing: ohhhh my fucking god was she actually like that and I didn't notice because I was 8 years old. oh god

punkitt-is-here

having to do a group project with the person you viewed as a cool older sibling but you're older than them now because of some bullshit and you're realizing how cringe they are. monumental aura loss cascade

sawed-on-shotgun

this is genuinely my fav video ever its so sweet and serene. ive been thinking about it for literal years

a-book-of-creatures

flipocrite

#canyoupetthecacodemon

pottetto

on a date

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cakelovessalad

this is so wild

killorbekillian

Narration, in a serious, dramatic voice: We find no evidence paranormal activity inside this mine, but we do find an absolutely adorable kitty kitty.

Person on screen, using a baby voice: Hi little kitty kitty! Hi little kitty kitty! Ohh, you’re just a little kitty kitty!

just-a-geekygoth

ufo-encounter

*meows past*

ristay

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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ruby-white-rabbit

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

floralpopie

NO

greatmountainfloofsquatch

WELP

doctor-seamonster

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

anotherdayforchaosfay

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

punkitt-is-here

you play the new deltarune chapter and they do the mike thing again but this time its just different dess designs. do you see the vision

ammi-delta-document

hghfdhfhsdghsgfhsf awwwwwwwwww

faeyuh

first time drawing the flowers how’d i do

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foolfortune

clouds-of-wings

"Watching my dad (a GP doctor) watch House is more entertaining than the show"

zoi-no-miko

GOD, I wish more doctors were more like this redditor's dad

sighinastorm

been ages since I saw a rage comic!

>thread is from 13 years ago

oh.

ninjamouse13

animentality

greenjevil

Idea: Gaster will change genders in order to crack the player

raggadollie

like what if they were a little self-aware

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perfectly-cell-centric

Raid 💥

*Whenever she gets tired of his shit* XD

cheezydraws

cheer up, kid

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