Today I found out my mother has been on Tumblr for 4 years, there are not enough words in the English language to adequately convey my horror

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Today I found out my mother has been on Tumblr for 4 years, there are not enough words in the English language to adequately convey my horror

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The Mandalorian series hot take: Mandalorians should've been speaking Mando'a to each other while using other languages when speaking to outsiders.
Refusing to speak to Din in Mando'a upon finding out he broke the helmet rule would also be another impactful way for the Armorer to punish him.
This was my biggest disappointment when I started the show, I was so excited to hear them speak Mando'a in cannon and then they DIDN'T 💔
Garazeb Orrelios of the Lasat Honour Guard still stuck babysitting an emotionally stunted Mandalorian and force sensitive child that crawls through vents somebody free him
the look on his face like the rebellion’s family cat whose patience has been TRIED. FREE HIMMM
Oh, I know they're seething.
No services cut. Didn't have to use his last resort of raising property taxes (the luxury tax on second homes worth over $5M IS the wealth tax for now that allowed him to avoid this).
"Free" pre-k for two years. At least one city-run grocery store so far in the works. "Free" busses might be in the 2027 budget as well, I'm not 100% sure.
I put free in quotes because Republicans think we don't know that "free" things are paid for with taxes.
A socialist balanced the budget of one of the most expensive cities in the country without putting the burden on the working class.
Meanwhile, Republicans in Congress have added over $4T to the deficit.
It only took a 4-6 billion dollar bailout and under-funding the pension programs by 2 billion lol.
Like a true socialist, rely on other people's money. Even steal from the retirees!
Oh well! He inherited the deficit from MODERATE Diet MAGA Adams and is legally obligated to balance the budget, and he did it.
I don't wanna hear a conservative say shit right now when Republicans are trying to get us to pay for a one billion dollar ballroom. And did you miss the part about those so-called conservatives adding $4T to the deficit, largely to pay for billionaire tax cuts? Yeah, just sit there and eat your food.
Do they think that a city receiving funding from the state is a bailout?? Really? That is what taxes are for. Also, come at me with the math. He made up 12 Billion and under funded the pensions by 2 Billion. Its almost like he was able to make up a 10 Billion dollar gap and you're still complaining?! He's been in office 4 months! Get the fuck out of here with your idiotic moving goal post. Admit that someone did something good for a change and sit down. The pensions can be funded fully when he starts taxing the billionaires like it's 1956! (Since you lot love to throw back to when America was "great").

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What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012
jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)
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The rest of us who already knew this shit seeing data back it up are SO VALIDATED rn
had a fascinating english class that resulted in the notes header “the forcefeminization of victor frankenstein”
what the people want, the people get
you see
my professor’s take is that mary shelley is feminizing victor throughout the novel, as a way of flipping gender roles and putting a male character through female experiences.
evidence as explained:
victor is creating life. he is putting his health at risk (spends two years with little sleep or socialization) to bring life forth into this world
his illness after he is shocked by the creature coming to life is akin to both ‘hysteria’ and postpartum depression
he pretty much swoons, let’s be honest
henry clerval, a man who has been characterized as manly and heroic, has to chase after damsel-in-distress victor and care for him as he convalesces
afterward, he hides what he did and went through, for fear that others will label him crazy and emotional and not believe him. sound familiar?
Victor in general is more emotional than the other characters and is constantly tempering his reactions to not be seen as irrational
the book does not otherwise have central female characters
Also, Shelley’s mother died in childbirth. It’s interesting, then, that Shelley presents the creation of life as something horrific and damaging. She parallels Victor with her mother.
in conclusion, Frankenstein (1818) by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley is one of the first examples of mpreg in English literature

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I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
NOT MISSING THIS
I have been waiting all year to post this.
omg
This has been in my queue for months.
I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
omg i didnt reblog this last year!
NOT MISSING THIS
and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event
Not all heroes wear capes.
and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)
how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event
Not all heroes wear capes.
Mace: *holding Padawan Kenobi by the collar of his robes and coming into the mess hall* Attention everyone! Someone else needs to take custody of this child before I throw him off the highest tower!
Mess Hall: *quietly, contemplating who’s gonna speak up and risk ending up with custody of the feral one*
Victim 1: *raises hand* Um, where are his usual guardians?
Mace: *batting away Obi-Wan’s lil gremlin hands and squeezing his neck like a scruff* Master Yoda is claiming he has a contagious infection and Master Jinn is passed out in the healing halls with a broken nose that had to be healed with a minor surgery.
Victim 2: Oh? Why do you want to get rid of him anyways? I thought Kenobi was a sweetheart?
Mace: He is giving me constant shatter point migraines. This started when he was about three years old and has persisted since the day I met him.
Victim 2: Fair. Consider? Giving him to whoever broke Master Jinn’s nose??
Mace: Great idea, not an option, he was a flamboyant pirate named Ohnaka who give Obi-Wan spice laced candy.
Obi-Wan: I CAN SEE THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE AND IT IS HUNGRY AND SO AM I
Mace: I am afraid of him. Someone please take this child.
Quinlan: idk bruh force agrees with the kid???? Maybe he’s on that good shit?
Mace: You. I’ve decided he’s yours now for that horrible sentence and agreeing with the hungry void. Take this child and never speak to me again. He bites and sometimes licks. Be careful and don’t point at him. *bodily drops the 16yo into the lap of a 19yo Quinlan*
Quinlan: *immediately petting through Obi-Wan’s hair till he’s purring and pushing into Quinlan’s hands* Was Master Windu being mean to you, Obes?
Obi-Wan: *deep purrs and happy noises* He wouldn’t let me go back to the pirates.
Quinlan: lol, why do you wanna go back to Ohnaka?
Obi-Wan: Made a friend. He was a Mandalorian. Hondo’s gonna ransom him back to his dad-leader. I wanna hang out with him more.
Quinlan: lol that sounds like way more fun than what I had planned. Let’s go steal a ship. *pulls Obi-Wan up and let’s him out of the mess hall*
Victim 2: …should we be letting him do that?
Victim 1: You’re from a side temple, so you wouldn’t get it, but if Windu is leaving Kenobi with Vos, he’s giving them free reign for chaos, he just doesn’t wanna be the one to babysit Kenobi while he follows his fucked up side quests.
Someone Smart Enough To Stay Out Of That Mess: They’ll be back in a week with three new strays.

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The last week has been so ridiculous even the satirists can’t take it any more
the fucking timestamp
m'lord, you went viral on reddit
IM GONNA BE RICH