šplease call me lumpie (that's because i'm a fan of lumpy space princess)
ši create daily posts with luigi mangione's big beautiful nose and his nostrils
šsome are shorter, some are longer, that depends on how much time i have and if inspiration will strike me
šplease let me know if there's anything you would like to see in my daily posts! a request, a certain picture of lulu, an idea for a post or anything about luigi's big beautiful nose!
ši don't do full fics but if you have a request for a drabble please send it and i will include it in my daily posts i lied i do long fics now! please let me know if you have a request for a fic
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šand please don't hesitate to leave any luigi thoughts in my inbox, fluffy, smutty, or just straight up filthy!
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you get stuck in an elevator with a handsome stranger but the whole ordeal turns out not to be so bad after all. inspired by the story of luigi getting stuck in the elevator before his federal hearing!
trigger warnings: none this time, sfw! i'm planning a part two with smut though. 2k words, the title is from baekhyun's song š„°
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dividers by @anitalenia
your day so far has been going very well. it started off with you waking up not as early as you would have liked, getting ready in a hurry and leaving without having breakfast, and then you were almost late to your meeting. now, happy that it was finally over, you were getting excited for lunch, considering all the possible food options in the area.
you got on the elevator, barely even noticing a guy getting on after you. you pressed the first floor button absentmindedly, and he must have been going to the same level, because he didn't press another button.
in your peripheral vision, you could see him giving you a once over, but you were too busy with your thoughts to get a better look at him. you were almost fully decided with getting japanese food for lunch, when the elevator started weirdly shaking.
you brushed it off at first, but then the lights started blinking, too, and the elevator came to a halt. it stopped sharply, so much that you lost your balance and you bumped into the guy who was there with you. he gentlemanly tried steadying you with his hands, and after you've caught your balance again, you finally took a look at him.
"sorry, i'm... what's going on?" you've asked, so very confused.
the man tried pressing the buttons, to no avail. they were no longer lit up and they weren't reacting at all.
"power outage, maybe?" he took out his phone from the pocket of his slacks. "do you have any service?"
"no, nothing," you've checked your phone as well.
getting stuck in an elevator has never happened to you before, and you were hoping it would stay that way as it seemed like something from your worst nightmares.Ā
and yet there you were: the elevator stopped between floors, and you were stuck inside it with some random guy for god knows how long. it sounded like a scene from a really bad movie, and you couldn't believe that it was your reality, adding to your already bad day.
"does that mean that we can't call for any help?" you've asked him again, trying to make it seem like you're not panicking too much.
"we can't, but i'm sure they will notice that the elevator is not working and they will find us."
it didn't sound right to you at all. not only stuck, but also with no way to call for help? your vision started blurring, your breathing getting heavier.
"hey, hey, it's okay. breathe," the man said to you, noticing you were getting anxious.
"i'm just. what if no one finds us? what if we're going to be stuck in here for a really long time? what if we have to pee? are we going to run out of air soon?" you were blurting all possible things that came into your panicked mind one after another, forgetting that you didn't even know the guy.
"please breathe. deep breaths for me," he said again, and you were trying very hard to listen, leaning back on the wall of the elevator and closing your eyes, letting out ragged breaths through your nose. the reality of being stuck in a confined space for god knows how long started hitting you hard.
"they will notice. i'm sure they will. this is a very busy building. they probably noticed already. they will call someone, and we will get out very soon, i'm sure of it," his voice, deep, low, and sultry, sounded like the most soothing thing in the world right now.
you've opened your eyes to take a look at him. his face was inches from yours, and he was looking at you with furrowed eyebrows, clearly concerned.
only now you were starting to notice how handsome he was. his hair was dark and curly, and he seemed to be freshly shaved but the shadow of some dark stubble was already showing on his skin. he was much taller than you, buff and broad, and nice muscles seemed to pack under his dress shirt.
"and we won't run out of air. i promise, i'm an engineer. a computer engineer, but still," he smiled at you. he looked so beautiful when he smiled that it almost took your breath away, and you were trying very hard to remember how to breathe in the first place.
"my name is luigi," he said. "we're probably going to be here for a little while, so we might as well get to know each other."
"getting stuck in an elevator was not a part of my plan for today," you've answered. looking at how gorgeous luigi was and how buff his arms were calmed you down and made you feel a bit better about your current predicament.
"it wasn't a part of my plan either, but i'm sure we'll be fine. are you feeling better now? you worried me there for a second," he continued the conversation.
"yes, i'm sorry. i got a bit freaked out. i do hope that they will get us out soon," you've answered. your heart melted a bit hearing that the handsome stranger was worried about you.
"they will, i promise. if getting stuck in the elevator was not your plan, then what was?" he asked.
"i was just getting to lunch. there's this nice japanese place nearby and i..."
"yes, i know it," he interrupted you, all excited. "they have these lunch sets and they're really good, i go there often."
"yes! i always get the one with karaage chicken."
"no way! me too, that's my favourite one," he said.
you smiled at him, mirroring his grin, his excitement over your fellow love for the japanese restaurant so adorable.
he was cute. undoubtedly cute. both cute and handsome. he had long eyelashes and sparkly brown eyes, his curls were falling on his forehead, his nose wasā¦ really big, and your sight couldn't help but drop down to his lips. they were pink and thick, and they looked as if he could be a really nice kisser. you also noticed how big his hands were, and you wondered how they would feel touching you.
he seemed to be eyeing you as well, awkward silence falling between you two. you both were glancing in each other's direction without saying anything.
"so, um...," he cleared his throat, "i have another meeting soon, but i don't know if i will make it on time. i would love to join you for lunch, though," he looked down, shyly, his cheeks dusted in pink that matched the colour of his lips.
"i... i would love that too. maybe some other time, then," you've answered.
"some other time, yes," he raised one of his eyebrows and smiled mysteriously.
"in the meantime, maybe..." you started talking, and then drifted off.
"wanna make out to pass the time?" you decided to be bold and go for it. he already expressed some interest in you, you were stuck in this elevator which was already weird enough, why not get some advantage out of it by kissing a handsome stranger?
normally, you would never think of asking someone you've just met to make out with you, but nothing about this situation was normal. the attraction between the two of you in that broken elevator was hanging in the stale air.
luigi paused and looked at you, curious, doing a cute tongue in cheek expression.
"i'm... are you sure?" he asked, licking his lips.
"yes," you replied. "i'm already bored, we can at least make the time count."
he approached closer, caging you with his body against the wall, and put his hands on either side of your waist. you circled your arms around his broad shoulders in response.
the warmth was radiating off his body, adding to the already stuffy and humid air in the closed elevator. his warmth and how hard his muscles were felt really comforting.
luigi kissed you, very softly at first, almost as if testing if you would change you mind. only after you've reacted enthusiastically, he got bolder.Ā
his kisses were getting more and more desperate, and he slowly parted your lips with his tongue. he really was a great kisser, just as you suspected.
you were making out passionately using your tongues now, right there, in the broken elevator, your flavoured lip balm making your kisses taste like blueberries.
luigiās big hands were holding on to your waist tightly, almost as if you would turn out to be a dream and disappear on him, but he didn't want to let you go. his thumbs were rubbing slow circles into your sides, and all of sudden you heard noises coming out from the outside.
you parted reluctantly, and the noises didn't stop - someone must have been fumbling with the elevator on the floor above you.
you looked at luigi and his lips were red and bitten, wet with spit and shiny with leftover lip balm of yours, his cheeks coloured angry pink. and you must have been looking just as bad yourself. on top of that, if you weren't mistaken, his pants were slightly tenting, too.
you looked at each other and started giggling, as it would be very obvious to anyone seeing you right now what you've been up to.Ā
the elevator door finally opened, right above you. the repairmen, two of them, took a look inside.
"you okay in there?" one of them asked. "we're gonna need you to pull yourself up a little. sir, can you help the lady? then we're going to help her get up here."
you were going to protest because you weren't some damsel in distress that needed to be saved. you could have perfectly pulled yourself up alone, finally putting the hours you've spent at pilates classes to good use, thank you very much.Ā
before you were able to say anything, luigi put his big hands on your hips and lifted you up, almost effortlessly, and helped you get on the higher level of the opened elevator door.
he was so strong and manly that it would be a lie to say that it didn't make you horny. the way he lifted your entire body just like that caused a rush of heat to go straight into your lower belly.
the repairmen helped you get up on the floor above, and while you were securely on the ground luigi pulled himself up too. you both thanked the repairmen for saving you, and you went in the direction of the staircase to get downstairs.Ā
"see, i told you," he said, when you were on the first floor, about to leave the building. "it wasn't so bad in there, was it?"Ā
"it was pretty nice, i must admit," you looked up at him, happy to finally be rescued from the confinement of the elevator.
"would you mind giving me your number? maybe i could take you out on a real date sometime. and we could continue what we've started in there," he smirked, unlocking his phone and handing it to you.
"yes, i would be happy to," you replied, putting your number in his phone along with your name.Ā
"thank you. i have to run now, but i will see you soon. enjoy your lunch," luigi said.
you really didn't want to see him go, and it seemed he was feeling the same, because he lingered in place for a little while longer looking at you and pursing his lips.Ā
finally, you said your goodbyes and he left. you were hoping with your entire being he's going to give you a call as soon as possible because of horny he made you, and also because of how kind and handsome he was.
getting stuck in a broken elevator was one of the weirdest experiences of your life. while it did seem like a scene from a bad movie, now you were hoping that this particular movie will turn out to be a romantic comedy, and the acquaintance made with the man youāve met in the elevator will actually lead somewhere else than just this. into his bed, preferably.Ā
āI haven't seen anything that suggests he's a cheater but it's great to have a little confidence/trust in your guy to know he wouldn't cheat, especially because of his attractiveness. If a man cheats on you he's not nice nor is he the one! Secure men don't do that.ā
Anon of the OG ask here šš»āāļø I donāt think you quite understood what I said lol. Iām saying if I had seen him around before all of this, before fame. Back when he was a random, everyday person you could run into as easily as you would anyone else. It has nothing to do with confidence or lack thereof or evidence of him cheating, because Iām speaking about seeing him before we had any idea who he was. Thatās why Iām saying only NOW do we know that heās a keeper. And like lumpie said, men who are that handsome usually know that they are, and men tend to love attention more than women. I would never date a guy who I thought would cheat on me, thatās why Iām literally saying I wouldāve never given him a chance š
yup, i understand what you're saying š«” he's a keeper and a lover boy and we know it now, but if we randomly met him he would probably seem too good to be true š£
ohhhh got it! then there were two anonnies who went to the hearing on my blog, i thought it's just one anon. thank you to both for your vivid reporting ššš
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I was so obsessed with singles inferno s1 so funny he liked it too
it's so cute and funny that he watched it, imagine him with a group of friends watching it and laughing and rooting for couples and shit š so so cute
Canceling all my plans for today evening so I can enjoy this. I didnāt want to go out anyways š
noooooo š„ŗ thatās so cute š
iām happy that youāre excited for it but pls remember this fic is a bit shorter than usual and thereās no smutā¦ (but it does have a few sexy scenes), just in case it might change your mind šš„°
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Youāve arrived at your honeymoon destination as husband and wife, eager to explore the beautiful scenery. The first thing on your mind after settling into your hotel room is the beach, but your husband, Luigi, has something else in mind. You change into a skimpy bikini that leaves no room for imagination, Luigi looks at you with a darkness behind his eyes as he roams your body with his large hands. He pulls you closer from behind, his hand gripping tightly around your hips, as he leans down slightly to whisper in your ear āThe beach is nearly empty, if I were to lean you over and fuck you right now, no one will noticeā. Your eyes meet his as you grab his cock through his shorts, feeling it grow in your hand ā then do itā. He wastes no time after that, he bottoms out inside you, pulling you by the hair to steady himself. His thrusts grow desperate as he nears his orgasm, and you become a moaning mess with every stroke.
š morning sex
Your first morning in paradise as husband and wife starts with a horny Luigi pulling you from your slumber with wet kisses on your chest down to your aching pussy. He takes his time exploring every single sweet spot of your pussy, denying you your orgasm until you are shaking from overstimulation. But he isn't done with you yet, he slowly penetrates your sensitive pussy holding you close swallowing each other's moans as he delivers slow steady strokes.
š husbandigi takes your anal virginity
Youāve always joked about saving your anal virginity for marriage, and Luigi reminded you of it when he proposed, but never pressured you. You wanted to make it special during your honeymoon getaway. On your first night, you walked out of the bathroom towards Luigi, who lay on the bed with a goofy smile on his face as he scanned your body in the white lace set you wore for him. You climbed onto the bed next to him and whispered in his ear ā I want to have my ass stretched and filled with your cock daddyā He looked at you like a man starved before flipping you over and lifting your hips. He grabbed some lube and stretched you out with his fingers before lining himself up at your entrance. The mix of pain and pleasure as he pushed his full length inside you was intoxicating, neither of you could hold back your moans as shockwaves of pleasure moved through your bodies.
š outdoor shower sex
Luigi insisted on joining you for a shower the next morning, to āsave timeā he said. You washed each other's bodies in the cramped outdoor shower but it is never ājust a showerā when your man looks like a Greek god. You drop down to your knees and take his thick cock in your mouth, feeling it growing and twitching as you work your mouth around every inch. He gently pulls you up and presses you against the wall desperate to feel the warm tightness of your pussy on his cock.
I want him to put my legs over his shoulders and fuck me so hard and deep I can't do anything but stay there and take it.
same šāāļø his big hands holding onto your thighs and caressing your skin, his hips flush against your butt, his thrusts, and his chest and tummy on full display while he's railing you, completely under his spell and pinned by his hands and weight, unable to move š
All I can think about is him shoving those long fingers into my mouth cause Iām being too loud and sucking on them while he has me in missionary.
yes š¤¤ his big fingers in your mouth while he's railing you in missionary, his big hand covering your face too š£ and his beefy weight on you, his belly and titties shaking with his every move š£
I donāt think I will ever be able to move on from this picture. Maybe itās because we havenāt gotten a crumb in a long time or maybe itās because he looks like a walking thirst trap.
or maybe BOTH š
i couldn't believe my eyes when i first saw it i think i lost hope for crumbs by now š i'm so so happy we got it. i think it's my new favourite crumb now although the thai market one comes close.
he's a walking thirst trap and i'm so so happy we finally got a nice big juicy shirtless crumb šš¤¤š«¦š¤š„°
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They couldāve been a different anon who went, but I just felt the need to clarify. But yes he is meaty haha
lumpelstiltskin that's so funny i love that ššš
ohhh, i see! so i've had two different anonnies who went to the hearing! i'm gonna tag you as the šš» anon then because you keep on using this emoji!
what about this one then? is that also the other anonnie?
āHe was SO popular, and obviously drop dead gorgeous, thereās nothing anyone couldāve said to convince me he wouldnāt cheat on me š„² only now do we know that he was a keeper šā
I havenāt seen anything that suggests heās a cheater but itās great to have a little confidence/trust in your guy to know he wouldnāt cheat, especially because of his attractiveness. If a man cheats on you heās not nice nor is he the one! Secure men donāt do that.
I always got the vibe that Luigi was insecure or never thought he was too handsome. I hope that his new found fame would convince/settle his mind but letās hope he doesnāt get proud/egotistical because thatās disgusting. Confidence is always good though
that's true, i don't think you should be going into the relationship with a "he's going to cheat on me" mindset, but at the same time men deserve so little trust that... you know š
i think so too - luigi did not seem to have the standard "i'm the handsome guy" vibes. he's very handsome obviously but probably irl he's giving off nerdy vibes š„° and i think he might have been a bit insecure too, i hope he's more confident now š„ŗ
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