Luigi's Nostrils

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i'm still so horny because of the news of how big and broad he is, and now i'm thinking about him putting your weight on you when you're on your period...

you ask him to just lay down on top of you and he's slightly apprehensive about it because you're in so much pain but he obliges you, and he positions himself so he's slightly pressing exactly into your aching tummy.

it feels heavenly, and he also sneaks a hand between the two of you so he can massage your tummy as well.

he's so big, so warm, so heavy 🤤 you get to touch his big shoulders and biceps, it all feels so comforting, he gets bricked up because of your closeness so after a while you get horny and it leads to nice and slow making out session.

you ask him to suck on your sore titties, and he's massaging them with his big hands and licking your nipples.

we shouldn’t have access to all these pics either way. To think that people are still searching and hiding “crumbs” after nearly 2 years is startling. He’s a normal person that was thrust into fame. I don’t think we should have to hold back opinions or be nice to people for the sole purpose of getting pictures of him. (I know this is probably not what you meant). I’m not saying people should be mean but people shouldn’t be stalking anyone who was or is in his life. I think having your lives constantly watched and commented on based on one person (Luigi) warrants not sharing anything rather than solely having a not so favorable opinion on someone or a story someone shared.

hope you don’t think im being rude❤️

heheh masseuse lu would always help you so much whenever you're on your period. he'd massage your sore back, your tummy, your feet 🥰

in my case when i'm on my period i always get sore leg muscles, kind of like that feeling when you're sick with a cold 🤕 and i know he'd massage my legs for me 🤕

his massage would feel so comforting, it would improve your blood flow and make your cramps and overall well being so much better 🤭

i absolutely agree, you wouldn't need any heating pad when he's with you.

i've already written something similar here but i will cook something up for today's daily nose 👹

my cramps are still so bad that's exactly what i need rn 🥺

being the little spoon, his hand massaging your tummy, his soft wet scruffy kisses on your neck and cheek, surrounded by his warmth, his smell, and how good he feels.

he's telling you that he will keep on massaging you until you fall asleep.

—🥔🎀

miss potato bow, you're so naughty! 🩷

I agree but what Katy did wasn’t right at all. There’s nothing wrong with having a crush but think about how Luigi must’ve felt knowing someone he actually knew, even if they weren’t close was sharing his pictures and speaking on his personal life with a bunch of random strangers at what has to be the worst moment of his life. I get that Katy had a crush on him but I found it really inappropriate that she felt the need to mentioned she as an underaged girl at the time wanted to ask Luigi to take her vCard, allegedly walking in on him in a towel and ask to baby trap him. It’s really sweet that he listened to her at a time when she was mentally vulnerable but that kindness shouldn’t have been abused. Sometimes we may not think of it as much but this could’ve led to serious repercussions for Luigi as society draws more to women as victims than men.

based on her story it could be quite easy for someone to think or misinterpret that Luigi, as an adult was entertaining her hopes when he simply could’ve not known and was just doing his job.

i'm posting your ask because you took your time to write it and it's long but i don't really agree with all your points. i just don't think we should be dissecting and analysing behaviour of all people from his life, criticising them is not of any help to him and that's also why we're not getting any more stories or pics of him

wellllll the ultimate paralegal fic as we all know is @lavenderishhaze 's luigi ever after hehe although no cell smut there i think but... lav, how about a deleted scene with lu having a naughty dream about liv while he's still in mdc 🥰