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The Emperor aka Twins’ Dad needs a vacation.

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Imagine just growing some space potatoes instead of this shit.
URGENT POST: if you have migraines, astigmatism, binocular vision dysfunction, seizures, or any kind of photosensitivity, DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT UPDATE YOUR IPHONE TO IOS 26.1. The redesign of the user interface is triggering nausea, migraines, vertigo, and other issues for many many people worldwide, but especially those with the conditions I listed above. I was up all night last night with nausea after using my phone for 30 minutes.
Something about the glass effect they added, plus the redesign of the apps, everything looks blurry and appears to shake. I experience incredible eye strain looking at my Home Screen now and it is making me very physically ill. Don’t even risk it. Hopefully Apple resolves this ASAP. You can contact them about this issue at [email protected].
I’ve fiddled with the settings as much as I can to reduce harm but I’m still getting sick looking at it. My nausea meds didn’t even touch the nausea either. It’s bad, guys.
Link to Reddit post about it. Has some helpful tips for harm reduction in the settings.
hope tumblr lasts another 20 years so i can liveblog my midlife crisis

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a lil bit late but merry christmas y’all
Worst Star Wars death? (50K wow!)
shmi skywalker's </3 bc i love her and her whole everything makes me really sad but to counteract my sadness here's some shmi lives au <3
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Favorite/Best Modern AU Job for Obi-Wan:
Higher Academia (STEM)
Higher Academia (Humanities)
Teacher (PreK-12)
Entertainment (actor, writer, musician)
Medicine (doctor, nurse, EMT, dentist)
Lawyer, Private Investigator
CEO or other high power executive
Small Town Jobs (Baker, Florist, Art Supply Store, Librarian) *
Criminal (mob boss, white hat hacker, Leverage stuff)
Politician
Military
Religious calling (monk, priest, shrine-keeper)
* There's not enough room for me to elaborate on the Small Town Jobs thing for Obi-Wan because it doesn't have to be in a small town? But saying Small Business doesn't capture it either, since librarian falls into this category. It's like. Hallmark Hero jobs. He's just puttering around doing something really low-stakes.
Anyway remember this post?
Here are the others:
Anakin Modern AU Jobs Poll
Ahsoka Modern AU Jobs Poll
Padme Modern AU Jobs Poll
Feel free to reblog with commentary and "I like [occupation] but it doesn't fit neatly into any of the categories." Like mortician. No room here for that but you can see it, can't you?
boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)
I’m pregnant and it’s no one’s
#selfish
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I decided to do something a little bit insane. I sat down and typed every word spoken in revenge of the Sith so I could then hand write every word to create this scene redraw. I am very pleased with the final result I’m not gonna lie.
Reblog to do this to prev
So the funniest difference between me and kiddo's previous foster mother is that she was telling me I've gotta call ahead and make sure all the staff at the hairdressers know kiddo is trans so they don't misgender him, and make sure they know he's a foster kid so they understand why it's me taking him and not his real mum and all that, and I've just said nah that's not how you do it.
I go to the barber, I say "my son would like a haircut", they do not question me about whether he is my son on either point. This has worked perfectly so far. You just don't give anyone a reason to question you? If I say he is my son it is so unbelievably rude for someone else to go "um are you sure?".
But yesterday the barbers apprentice looked at him and asked if he is getting a woman's cut, and instead of arcing up and explaining trans theory and respect for kiddos gender to someone who I knew heard me the first time and had clocked him, I just channeled the spirit of a Christian Mother In The Toy Aisle and said "well, he is a boy so no, he will have a boys cut".
Shuts down bullshit immediately! Nobody wants to be yelled at by someone's Karen mother! Kiddo does not hear this little pricks opinion on trans people or get humiliated by being outed in the barbers. You do not have to tell people all your intimate details! You certainly do not have to tell people all your kids intimate details either, especially if you think they'll be a target.
This is an excellent metaphorical tool for the toolbox! There are lots of situations that this tactic will work very well for.
There will also be times when you need to pre-qualify a situation, and that's ok, too.
When my eldest daughter started her transition at 30, she asked about bra shopping. I did, in fact, call the shops that I thought might be good to go to for a proper fitting. What I said on the phone was, "My adult daughter has reached a point in her transition where she needs a bra. Is there someone on your staff that would feel comfortable assisting us?"
I'm delighted to report that at Victoria's Secret, the answer I got was a very chipper "Oh, yes Ma'am! *ANY* member of our staff would be TOTALLY comfortable helping you!" And they were!
No matter what method you use, the real trick is to act like this is Totally Normal the whole time.
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too much monogamy in fandom in general
as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.
I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

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I’m starting to think I need to lock in for a few years and write a 4 book clown smut series and see if that takes my life anywhere new
Her strap is sorta like this-
And instead of making a schlick sound when she deep in it, it squeaks like clown shoes, and when you honk her big red balls she squirts seltzer out the tip. Makes you feel tingly inside 🥰
I’m starting to think I need to lock in for a few years and write a 4 book clown smut series and see if that takes my life anywhere new