Listen to the Padawan

I used the phrase "waiting on tenterhooks" and then thought "what the hell is a tenterhook".

In which the kaminoans make a simple clerical error and hand Prime the wrong clone; Jango spends months doting on and loving his son only for them to come to him and apologize: they confused his unaltered clone with CC-2224. They take his son his Kote the clone from his arms and settle another little bundle there and it pulls loose the thought he’d been so desperate to never think: they’re just babies. Children. If there wasn’t something intrinsically different between them, then Jango had condemned children to death.

Jangobi au where some of the clones were still created but this is a Happier Ending au and the sith plot is foiled much earlier. Anakin is still a moody teenager and hates it when his master flirts with Jango, the bounty Hunter with seemingly thousands of children, who they keep running into on missions. One of his kids annoys anakin to the point that he gets in the kid’s face and snarls “my dad kriffed your dad” (Anakin meant to say kriffed your dad up but he stutters and pauses long enough that we’ll—)

The hill I want to die on: shig is technically a tea in the same way as rooibos (one example; which isn’t a tea bush, but a pea plant) which means that actually Mandalore has tea and they probably have a million blends they mix or make themselves and Obi-Wan should NOT be suffering to find ‘tea’ by another name within the company of Mandalorians.

In FACT!!!! I think a vying Mandalorian Buir could easily tempt him to the armored side by getting him a bunch of different shig blends to try and holding them out like

Mandos are huge tea enthusiasts!

“Citrus flavored herb called behot”