Listen to the Padawan

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

Reblog to do this to prev

too much monogamy in fandom in general

as we all know, everyone falls in love once and only once with their one true love the first time, and if they had relationships before that they weren’t real and didn’t love each other, and you can’t love more than one person at once, and your friends and family need to be pushed out of the picture to focus more on your romance, and no one has sex with people they don’t love, and if they did, they’re dirty and they have to have hated it and the sex they have with their one true love after they’re officially together has to be better sex than they ever had before, and no one ever breaks up for any reason other than death, and everyone wants to get married and have kids. aren’t you fucking tired.

I SAID AREN’T YOU FUCKING TIRED

I’m starting to think I need to lock in for a few years and write a 4 book clown smut series and see if that takes my life anywhere new

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

Quinlan Vos is definitely the Coruscant Guard’s unofficial Jedi against his will. In canon he didn’t like working with clones because they ‘cramp his style’ or whatever but that’s not gonna stop them. Fox fished him out of the dumpster and brought him home and he’s been there ever since. He’s like an angry cat that doesn’t like you. All the other Jedi think it’s great and keep encouraging the clones, giving them tips on what assignments he’s on so they can ‘coincidentally’ run into him and help him out. Quinlan is all like ‘I work alone, you can’t keep up with me blah blah’ and dramatically backflips off a twenty story building to get away from Fox but Stone is there waiting for him at the bottom and picks up the conversation where Fox left off (he was listening in on comms). The shines follow him around like ducklings and give him big sad eyes whenever he dries to ditch them (they were trained to do this).

We all agree that Anakin is a mama’s boy but I think we also need to consider the evidence of Padmé being a daddy’s girl - the evidence? I say so. Also there’s one part of Queen’s Hope where Ruwee agrees to take Padmé off-world at age fucking nine to help with a dying planet just because she begged him to take her with him so, there’s also that.