Behold.

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

Tenna fanart is by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

Elias art by @herodzn

Jesus art by @wolfythewitch

the last one was so tedious to make

Actually, I'm kinda intrigued.

Would you suggest giving John a gun? If you were to give him a gun, would Arthur just be dual wielding guns, or would this be John manifesting?

I'm going to give the Dollmaker a gun because I just can't see them using it. It'd ruin at least one body part (undesirable for special bodies) and they seem to have a whole terrifying do not enter signs as shown via the horrifying amount of human organs strewn about the front lawn going on.

The Witch and Mother Darkness and Horig and Lillith and the Manager and the King in Yellow and Yellow and Lillith and the Wraith and the Creature in the Mines and every other creature Arthur encounters can have one too.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!

oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

Garlic butter rice

Pork - any cut boneless

Onions- chopped anyway you like

Orange juice - about one cup (you can use about 2 tablespoons of the condensed frozen stuff if you have it)

Root beer, pepsi, or other cola soda - about one cup

Preferred chili mix seasoning - 1-2 packets depending on how intense you like your flavoring and how much pork you put in

Garlic - as much as you wanna, specifically smashed not cut

Canned or frozen corn - to your preference

@spacetimeaccordionfolder I am glad you enjoy this fun and interesting fact!! 😁🦋 And, right?? Dryas iulia, the Julia butterfly, apparently has a habit of drinking the tears of caimans and turtles. Wikipedia's got a picture of this in the article on puddling: