Jaden !!

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

1 billion bug

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

"surely it can't get more tragic than that" says the fool after every sgdlr content drop, which is inevitably more tragic than the last