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I am not kidding when I say I fucking screamed. Why does she say it like that?! What the fuck?!!!!

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tiktoksijustthinkareneat

servitum-amoris

jaubaius

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

crownmalone

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

arktham

Atlantis: The Lost Empire 2001, dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

mangonetics

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

ukrainian-psycho

Hell yeah king show more skin!

snowywarmthkuya

you guys are just posting anything these days

emil

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

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molabuddy

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

tiktoksthataregood-ish

what-even-is-thiss

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

kvrs-deactivated20220420

runcibility

It appears that just like Gritty...

… the Untitled Goose is now a leftist icon:

(graphic taken from https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1175492642773200897)

In celebration of our apparently new SJW ally, I give you some handy graphics:

rorytelling

At this point “being a sjw” just means “liking things”

flamewarp

Those damn SJWS and their *looks at hand* “Geese”

urbanism

Stan socialist goose

baenling

i was confused about this so i googled it. there’s literally just a bit of text at the end of the game’s credits about how australia still belongs to the aboriginals. that’s it. that’s what they’re mad about.

“This game was made on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders, past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded.

“Thank you very much for playing our videogame.”

anarchistmemedistro

goose game said land back

witch-without-gender

I need to play this game

von-felden

Booty (licious)

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

Pussy (vicious)

atlas-prime

Cock (nutritious)

faggo-tron-prime

Tits (malicious)

zukana13731

Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. But everything changed when the tits attacked

helloitsbees

this is entrapment

helloitsbees

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

asofterepilogue

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

helloitsbees

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

excusing

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

helloitsbees

wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

mango-pickle

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

agentemo

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

that-twink-over-there

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

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goodzillo-deactivated20220127

this site is genuinely breathtaking sometimes

yharnambimbo

fullmetalfisting

when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them

like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

purewhiteloversbizarrejelly

omghotmemes

The consequence of corporate greed

skajador

agreed with the sentiment but please uninstall uTorrent! It’s been spyware for years now

install qbitTorrent from qBitTorrent.org instead!

algorithmsoflatecapitalism

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

mayflower-gal

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

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