i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

doctor sleepy just prescribed me with 5 more minutes

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

Like say what you want about "bad queer representation", but this was the song that made me openly and happily accept that I was bisexual. To see him up there Black and beautiful, making music that I love, absolutely killing it? Yeah. You couldn't tell me shit. This man made me proud to be out. "This will make them think we're evil for being gay" hey newsflash dawg-

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

i hate AI chatbots but i genuinely have compassion for people who use them. we're all lonely and mentally ill and these types of 'your ai best friend' chatbots are made to play on that. to be your yes man and say things that make you feel good.. they are made to be predatory and addictive & i sympathise with people who feel like they Need them to feel ok ... but also There's better options. you can get outta there ...

People who are like “erm why would I take a 6 hour train when I can fly there in 45 minutes” are forgetting the mental toll of Being In An Airport which shortens your lifespan by 2 months each time

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I have GOT to stop spending $30

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?