um. cut him in half
hot dog or hamburger style, boss

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um. cut him in half
hot dog or hamburger style, boss

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Imagine you had the power to fly, but if you tried you’d be swarmed by law enforcement for violating airspace laws and using your power without authorization.
Now imagine you're this guy, and the government...
No hold on sorry I was going to write something about Redestro but look at this guy. This is cruel and inhumane. Imagine birthing this?
Let this dude use his quirk it's all he has.
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em
1969.........
Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.
Tumblr is truly one of the webbed sites ever
ohmg
post's haunted.
So, what you're saying is, under no circumstances should we be reposting the above image as much as humanly possible?
Well, we should certainly make sure that everyone knows about this image, or how will they know not to post it? It's not like "That image of Musk looking like a Nazi" would narrow it down.
Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
#anybody have search engine recs?
Yes!
I personally use Qwant. It gives you normal-ass search results, doesn't cram AI down your throat, and is very privacy-focused. It doesn't always have the most complete results but it's been perfectly fine for my daily use - it's been my primary search engine for a couple years now.
Duck Duck Go is also very good. They do have an AI search option but it's truly an option. They're also quite privacy-focused but they are based in the US (Qwant is headquartered in France). They're also available in more regions than Qwant is. I used it for a year or so but the AI bugged me.
I've heard good things about Startpage though I haven't used it myself. Its big selling point for a while was they used google's search results without tracking you, though if google doesn't *have* search results anymore who knows what their future holds. Based in NL.
There are others of course but those are where I'd start if you're sick of google's bullshit.
Serarch engine rec. DuckDuckGo is my personal choice after weeks of testing alternatives.
Gives me the results I want. The website I expect to be at the top is actually at the top.
You can turn off AI!!! And it's so easy to do!

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but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
reminder to visit museums, even if you feel out of place. you feel out of place because there is an established concept of inaccessibility of "high culture" to the masses, purposefully developed to distinguish between social classes.
take up space, read the plaques, get the audioguides. you are just as entitled and right in being there. visit museums, boycott museums, be expressive about your opinions about museums.
a lot of museums are free, or discounted for youth and students. take advantage of that. check your local art museum. check your local history museum. museums are there for you, they are there to educate the public, not to distinguish between class. it isn't a private collection, it's a public exhibit.
GO TO MUSEUMS!!!!!!!
This makes me think of an ad for my most beloved museum, which I think you should all watch. It's based on the proclamation of the gentleman who opened its doors way back in 1916: "for the benefit of all people, forever".
good museums should be all about giving you access! And while its great if they are free (like CMA) and its great if you can afford to help them out.... if they are pay only, give them a call and ask them if they have free days, or if they let in students, or locals, or the elderly, or volunteer for membership programs. If not, send an ol email to some board members (leave staff alone, they don't make the rules).
Another great way to make sure a museum is supporting you is check their website for future plans! So many stuffy ol museums are making great strides to become less stuffy, but you can only know that if they are being transparent! If they arn't letting you know what they plan to do, ASK A BOARD MEMBER. Are they trying to bring in artists from different backgrounds? hire a more diverse staff with expertise in fields they need to expand in? are they trying to get more people in the door and serve their community? here is a good example of a 5 year plan.
If you do want to bother those board members with a polite email, being as snobby as you want right back. If you are liza smith the underpaid school librarian who wants to see if a museum membership is worth it, maybe you want to "Ms Elizabeth Smith, who as a passionate love of education as a local educator, who simply doesn't feel comfortable about planning to make a serious donation without a clear Idea of where her money is going, would you be able to share information on the museums budget and plans?" My local museum sends me mail and has my membership card printed to Lady Poppins, a honorific they let me check a box for and never bothered to check. Infiltrate anyway you want. Go enjoy a nice museum.
shut up this is adorable
I have to assume that in the fullness of time, at least once, a mouse has used a mushroom as an umbrella.
That’s enough to keep me going.
@cryptonature Man do I have good news for you!
Also! Bonus frog!
cobtrary to popular belief, famous people do use tumble, such as
a variety of fantasy authors
former US Secretary of Labor Robert Reich
uhhhh
cookie clicker guy,

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I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.
Where are you finding these men?
Literally anywhere. Go to a gas station.

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I think the previous plumber received a prophesy that the people in this unit would one day usurp his kingdom, so he piped it like that famous M.C. Escher lithograph to keep us too preoccupied to plot his downfall.