Won't you accompany me to die?

cannibal family kidnaps teenagers and kills them :3

✨capitalism✨

guy goes climbing

You gotta keep a bonfire lit

guys these arent boring im actually really intrigued like what the hell

I would try to describe warframe boringly but I don’t think I can even describe warframe regularly

funny robot goes into low place and [figuratively] shits on a angel with immense daddy issues

Art student with daddy issues and moral dilemmas kills the world unintentionally

"who asked" would that be one

Yup, as would be any sort of dismissal of an argument that's been repeated several times so as to become engrained in language to the point people stop questioning it.

Omg sybau

wow youre good at giving examples

literally my dad

Huh. Is this like, a tutorial of how to safely remove mice from a glue trap?

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

They made like 5 movies on why this is a terrible idea. You shitlet

i tried explaining to this girl at a party once how i could be gay and asexual at the same time and it basically boils down to never being into anyone but like once a year i’ll find a man attractive. and she was like “so what am i if i only like girls, and i’ve never found any of my boyfriends attractive and and i just wanna do cocaine all the time?” i was like “you’re a lesbian with a coke addiction?” and she was like “woooooah”. she broke up with her boyfriend that night and had a threesome with two girls in the bathtub. rebecca if you’re out there, i hope you’re going places. well, not far, since you’re electronically tagged. but spiritually.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???