Funky Local Kraken

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

Noooo haha don't spread racist ideals and colonizer propaganda by idolizing white european aesthetics above all else and denying the life and accomplishments of native peoples on their own lands

i have a suggestion

if she’s your girl then who am i? what year is it? why cant i remember anything…

ugh… my head…

well… no sense in waiting around. ive got to get out of this place. [stands up and you gain control of me] looks dangerous… i should try to find a weapon, just in case.

USE THE WASD KEYS TO MOVE AROUND

shout-out to characters who let their childhood friend situationship dictate the course of their life to a degree that spits in the face of any and all reason. they're doing important work.

hey does this shoutout apply to people who may or may not actually be like this in real life ..? asking for a friend

no sorry it's one of those things that's only enjoyable in fiction. like child soldiers or blonde men.

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

I just want everyone to eat well and get old

every single one of us should have the chance to get old and bald and wrinkly and fat. I mean that sincerely

7-eleven pizza on deck get at me fuckers

MLK was a star trek fan

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

Breaking Things