fangirly-girl

i love when fantasy novels are about 35 year olds…why is everyone in books 20 or 16 all the time

(defensively) 35 is one of the most normal ages to be

Your capacity for evil is showing

does it make me look cute

Digital de-aging is bad not just because it always looks creepy as fuck no matter how much money they pour into it, but because it deprives me of getting to see the fucking black magic of a) the casting director somehow finding someone who looks unnervingly like the original actor despite not being related at all and b) the actors completely convincing me that they are, in fact, the same person at different times in their life.

And occasionally, the amusement of sticking a bad wig and some makeup on the original actor and just demanding we accept they're a teenager now.

I always think about this with the original Evil Dead films. The answer is simply that Bruce Campbell loves being a total goofball and can sell the Punch and Judy theatrics of self-harming and self-mutilation somehow as slapstick comedy. And claymation and stop motion.

blood magic isn’t even that big of a deal you guys are just sensitive

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

if you’re reading this and thinking about not pressing your fabric before you cut THATS THE DEVIL TALKING. GO GET YOUR VERY BEST FRIEND THE IRON OUT RIGHT NOW

and press your seams