fangirly-girl

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

Personally I would be happy to know my yogurt was coming from a place that cared enough about its livestock to not only give then names, but to properly credit them in the finished product.

Personally I would be happy to know my yoghurt wasn’t milked from a bull

Third base is when your blood is on my hands

Forth base is dying in front of you

fifth base is coming back from the dead to die in front of you yet again

Sixth base is seeing my shadow in your reflection as a representation how we parallel one another and how you are unable to move on from me despite the harm we caused one another. I may be gone but the memory of me will never die as I haunt you for the rest of your life.

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.