thanks everyone for coming to the public conversation i've been having with myself over the span of several years

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

#Don’t forget ‘what if puppetry was treated as a serious artform’ (via @specialagentartemis)

strong yellow haze in the city today from wildfire smoke blowing in from qc so i finally know what it's like to live in denis villeneuve's toronto

Nunchaku? I have one in real life. I'm not very good with it though.

Two swords. That's cool. I'll sheath one and keep it as a backup. Despite what movies tell you, duel wielding swords SUCKS

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Something about this is so genuine and funky. It feels so natural that if I heard the correct lyrics it wouldn't process as right in my brain. This man yelling about his green tea and watermelon sour patch kids fits so well with the live music playing in the background, the atmosphere, the whole situation. It's like some reverse slam poetry talking about how good life is and how the simple pleasures should be enjoyed. I'm in love with this tik tok.

WATERMELOOOON

They sacrificed Lindsey Graham to bring him back.

Do you think Michael Crichton had a deep-seated hatred of theme parks because he was too tall for all the rides?

Damn, it sure is huh

"I have been brought before the scriptures and my heresies found canonical" is an all-time banger line.

i know every phone number

do you know who they all belong to?

everyone that has phones

what's mine

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

can you tell me what my phone number is?

i can basically do whatever i want