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if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html
how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity
"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"
when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen
ouch
it's been so long I can't even remember that technology is supposed to help us, not exploit us
Stupid TikTok take of the day: “The MCU is going to use Magneto as Zionist propaganda.”
The character is literally a mutant Zionist and considering the MCU’s history of erasing characters’ Jewishness I don’t think the “Zionism issue” is something we have to worry about.
Can we resurrect Jack Kirby or something?
Even stupider takes;
If a Jewish Magneto was alive in the present day, that would have meant he would have participated in the Nakba and been genocidal towards Palestinians which is out of character”
“Magneto was only made a Holocaust survivor because it made sense for the time. His character is all about fighting oppressive systems and Israel is oppressive plus he’d be like in his 80s and that doesn’t make sense.”
Wow, that's stupid in multiple directions.
Like, obviously there's the ahistoric bullshit that is calling Israel's founding genocidal, but also....
Magneto being genocidal towards the historic oppressors of his people is not out of character? It's literally his entire thing when he's in villain mode?
I'm starting to think these people don't actually like the complex character that is Magneto, just the flat caricature of him they've invented in their heads.
Magneto's defining trait is "I will do anything to protect the Mutants"
More often than not that leads to the conclusion of "Mutants will only be safe once there are no more humans"
And while the narratives often don't agree with him, they seldom prove him wrong
Exactly. Him thinking the same way about Jews and the Arabs who literally launched a war of extermination against Israeli Jews while Holocaust survivors were still living in DP camps would be the most in character response he could have.
Though I do think that, timeline wise, Magneto was still in the Carpathian mountains with Magda and Anya during the Independence War and didn't move to Israel until the 50s, but being aware of that would mean that TikTok fans would have to acknowledge him having a love interest other than Xavier, so it's not surprising they ignored it.
If they make magneto Jewish I will consider that a miracle.
I’m sorry but this is so funny I can’t breathe it has to be parody it has to be
"You could have lived on stolen land instead of living on stolen land that totally wasn't stolen from you and totally isn't your homeland"
the jokes write themselves
this is so fucking funny as a diaspora jew living in NJ
“How dare you live on that stolen land! You should live on this other stolen land!”
Hilariously, the Gaza scammers never say its a genocide, only "the war".

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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”
#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism
kestrel: i hate rained on!!
human: here is birds in water
kestrel: ......no.....
this is actually an insane take. human cognition is famously unique. it's not just that humans are capable of pattern recognition, it's that we're capable of abstract thought, which ai is not and can never be. ai can't think. it can't read. it can only condense data and generate an output based on that data. that is not how human thinking works.
I know I sometimes joke about it BUT yes the human consciousness is in fact divine
getting scambot messages from random accounts that clearly used to be normal active blogs is sad enough. you know that there used to be a real person on that blog until they were tricked into handing their password to the digital fae.
but it's an entirely new level of tragic when somebody you've actually spoken to gets turned into a bot account. it's like peeking at a zombie apocalypse through the window and realizing one of the shambling corpses was your friend.
and then the zombie catches sight of you, lurches up to your window, and shouts through the glass that they accidentally reported your account to tumblr and you'll be deactivated unless you click this link.
RIP to the blog that used to DM me to tell me they liked my new chapters. Their last known words spoken before being turned, 17 hours ago: "Ggs!" They were praising someone's deadlift.
the message they tried to get me with is probably the same message that got them, so for anybody who hasn't already been warned about the signs of a zombie account:
if you get something like this ↑ they're gonna follow up by instructing you to contact tumblr support on discord and give you contact info; or they're gonna link a website that looks sort of like tumblr support and say you have to email them; or any variety of "you must now contact tumblr, here is how you contact tumblr."
whatever they send you, it Does Not lead to tumblr. it leads to the master zombie that bit them and inducted them into the ranks of the undead, and will bite you the second they have your email and password. i might be confusing zombies and vampires. anyway,
it's easier to fall for these messages because the blog doesn't LOOK like a bot blog, because it ISN'T a bot blog. it's a normal person's blog that got accessed by a bot, meaning the blog's content CLEARLY looks like a real active user when you click on it. and yes—it might even be a blog you already know. sometimes bots like this go down a blog's DMs or reblogs and message people they've previously interacted with.
they got one of my treasured followers, and they can get you too. don't fall for their tricks. know the signs.
You should post about it and tag other people who interact with them, who might know them on other platforms
They can get back their account sometimes. It's curable.
i had someone try to pull this particular scam on me on steam once.
i went along with the conversation for a while because i'd never heard it before, until it got to a point where the person was like "i need you to talk to someone from steam support on discord with me", at which point all my danger senses went off and i just wrote back
"this is a scam. official support doesn't communicate through external platforms. this. is. a. scam."
the guy vehemently defended himself, so i think it was actually a real human trying to scam me, but i eventually just blocked and reported.
I was dumb and made it to Discord and thought “wait what the fuck am I doing” and then my mutual went grey.
Really is a glimpse into the zombie apocalypse
unironically I will block you for saying “my Shayla” about your blorbo. The meme came from people mocking a Black man for crying for his daughter. When you say that about a sketch of Skinny White Dude #27 you are treating Black pain as a joke. I want to assume most people don’t know the context and wouldn’t use it if they did but too many of yall straight up do not care and would keep using it anyways
either way now you do know, so you can either be better or shut the fuck up
Interesting perspective.
This is mesmerizing to watch.
actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this
Holy………..shmokes…….
Oh?? My god??
I’ll try my best to describe this. It’s a video with a mash-up of a bunch of different Disney movies, set to a song that’s a mash-up of a bunch of other songs. That in and of itself wouldn’t make it praiseworthy, but this is DONE SO WELL that just, holy cow.
HOLY SHIT
Every time I see this, I HAVE to watch.
It is Law.
A remix of movies that are remixes of folk stories, set to a remix of music.
Also, it’s better than anything official Disney has put out in years.

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"that doesn't sound sincere- it sounds rehearsed" is one of the most devastating and fucked-up statements you can make to anyone in the neurodivergent/ADHD/Autistic/Schizophrenic/Disordered Personality sphere. yeah bitch it's rehearsed. because i wanted to get it right when i said it
I’ve recently discovered how much better life can be when we normalize this. My best friend and I have started saying “hang on, I’m scripting” when we need a minute to mentally rehearse during big conversations (and “bear with me, I’m doing improv” when we’ve reached the end of our script and start to struggle with words lol)
The mayor has shrugged off criticism over his anti-Israel politics. But backlash for excluding Jewish lawyers from a key judicial committee
“The suggestion that there would be any decision-making motivated by religion, it does bother me,” Mamdani told reporters on Wednesday. “This is a city that is beautiful because of the breadth of diversity of those who call it home, and that includes the Jewish community across the five boroughs.”
aka "how dare you call me antisemitic I'm literally nice"
Mamdani forcefully denied suggestions that religion played any role in assembling legal experts for the committee. “I did not ask for the religion of each of the person that was put forward,” he said on Wednesday.
aka "I don't see religion I just hired the best people for the job and it's not my fault if that includes zero Jews by sheer coincidence"
I would almost potentially buy his argument if we weren't talking about not only lawyers but NY-based lawyers. You either have to be actively weeding out (or your staff ) or the list of potential people is not only pre-determined but incredibly intentional.
I just also don't understand the ostensible level of surprise every time something like this comes up. There have been so many unforced errors, it's like intentionally walking into rakes at this point.
also I just want to mention how he yet again defines “Jewish” solely as a religion - this is a constant for him, and it undermines the fact of Jewish ethnicity and peoplehood.
I'm honestly wondering if one of his long-term plans to fix the NYC housing crisis is to ethnically cleanse the city of Jews and hand out the newly emptied housing.
There's a reason I keep comparing him to the infinitely more capable Karl Lueger:
With Karl Lueger's election as Mayor of Vienna in 1897, political anti-Semitism reached its climax and became a social force dominating ever
The Christian Social anti-Semitism of Karl Lueger
With Karl Lueger's election as Mayor of Vienna in 1897, political anti-Semitism reached its climax and became a social force dominating everyday life.
The period between 1890 and 1910 saw a phase of populist mass politics that was decisively dominated by Karl Lueger's anti-Semitism. As leader of the Christian Social party, he represented a verbally radical anti-Semitism, effectively establishing an anti-liberal middle-class block with clerical, anti-Semitic and anti-socialist values, which attracted above all the disoriented petty bourgeoisie and middle-class.
Karl Lueger had a pronounced sense for demagogic language and adopted an anti-Semitic stance for tactical reasons. In the Christian Social party, anti-Semitism became the political instrument for mobilising the masses. Lueger developed a xenophobic and anti-Semitic cultural code that became the set of values that gave his supporters a sense of identity. Lueger's populist rhetoric of stereotyping Jews as outsiders enabled the Viennese to form an imagined community by process of differentiation.
Lueger's anti-Semitic attitude had but little ideological basis. He made random use of religious, economic and racial anti-Semitic positions. This opportunist approach was expressed in the cynical claim: "I determine who is a Jew".
On the one hand, Lueger's position was based on a long tradition of religious anti-Jewish resentment. He made use of the popular myths of Catholic anti-Jewishness that had been passed down over centuries and supported by official Church doctrine. In addition, Lueger exploited the economic anti-Semitism in which Jewish industrialists and bankers were regarded as the cause of social problems. Jews were the "specialists in vile profits", they were accused of a "disproportionate addiction to monetary profits" and the "expropriation of the indigenous population".
By merging the different anti-Jewish positions, Christian Social anti-Semitism achieved a particularly explosive mass-mobilisation effect. In its core, the exclusion and defamation of Jews was, however, a means to an end, the mobilisation of the people against the old elites and the elimination of liberalism.
Ok but for real though if 1/2 of the bar is Jewish, the odds of randomly getting zero Jews are...
0.0003814 percent.
(Put another way, the odds are slightly under four in a million.)
So, what is more likely? That by complete and total coincidence, Mamdani stumbled on the one-in-250,000 fluke? Or that the guy who has a shit-ton of red flags for antisemitism was, in fact, avoiding Jews?
In a city, semi-affectionately nicknamed, "Jew York", Mamdani stacked that deck like a frontier gambler.
this is so weird.
it’s also telling. for one, this is an accessory, a costume, to these random Westerners. it’s fandom. for another, notice how it’s not even attempting to center Palestinians, it’s all just to bother supposed “zios” they might have the opportunity to run into? huh.
When ur so obsessed with ur fandom u use 'sneaky' numerical/lettering to proudly emblazon a slur originated from KKK leader David Duke but u can't even spell "Palestine" in english.
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ultraleftist americans: ZIONISM ISNT JUDAISM
palestinians like ahed tamimi, who said “We are waiting for you in all the West Bank cities from Hebron to Jenin - we will slaughter you and you will say that what Hitler did to you was a joke. We will drink your blood and eat your skull. Come on, we are waiting for you." on instagram lmao and then talked about having cooking parties during her time in israeli prison:
hmmm
Since shes Arab with blonde hair and Blue eyes dont call her European but dare when the joooss have Blue eyes its end 😭
"We will drink your blood"
Ah ah ah, it's haram to drink blood, habibi
after almost 3 years, i’m finally getting videos on tiktok of people who identify with the free palestine movement noticing antisemitism and they are SO close to getting the point. So So So close. there are nazis sitting at your table because you SAT AT THE NAZI TABLE. i’m not even exaggerating, the connection between the free palestine movement and actual historic nazis and now the widely encompassed neo nazi movements as well as the KKK is not flimsy. yall SAT AT THE NAZI TABLE and are upset there are nazis there??????? u think ur gonna tell the nazis to give up the seats????? those are THEIR seats. THINK PEOPLE. THINK.
Whaaaat? No, there's no way they're gaining self-awareness.