Whatever...

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

Happy 8th anniversary of Elder Scrolls VI being teased at E3

Submitter I want you to know that you and everyone exactly like you are the reason Fandom fucking sucks now and I wish nothing but bad things for you. You make everyone here miserable and by God I hope that misery is reflected back on you sevenfold.

People politicizing everything especially the TikTok generation fandoms are one of the most insufferable things.

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

Seriously though, the way some people treat liking media as if it has an expiration date is so weird to me. And three years is still so recent in the grand scheme of things anyway, actually!

I had a dream last night that someone made sexy tumblr man humanizations of stuff like misogyny, homophobia, racism, etc and they all got really popular and people started making fanart and fanfics of them and shipping them and shit and someone made yaoi fanart of homophobia and misogyny and another user made a call out post for them. 

was looking back through my blog to try and find an ask i answered and found this again and honestly the fact that this hasn’t come true is proof alone that we’re not in the worst timeline

Hasn’t come true YET

So I actually fixed my sleep schedule earlier this year. I went from going to bed at 4AM and sleeping until 2PM to going to bed at 11PM and sleeping until 9AM. I performed this miracle by staying up a few hours later and waking up a few hours later each day for about a week until I was going to bed at 10PM and waking up at 8AM. It was a shitty week, but it reset my circadian rhythm like old planes used to start their engines with a shotgun shell.

I fixed mine by taking in a stray dog who turned out to be part coyote who will eat me if I wake up later than 8AM

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me

its what

Hey what

oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.

I used to drive limo for Sundance

The guy who did the voice for Mario in the old cartoon threatened your dad with physical violence?

“Come back with a warrant!”