Phillip Graves

Tornados can spin either direction in both hemispheres. It's just uncommon

My buddy has a full palm print wrapped around a suppressor. He and another friend drove an hour deep innawoods to go shooting. After a full mag through an AR his buddy grabbed the rifle by the can and burned the shit out of his hand. Bro had to drive an hour out of the woods and half an hour further to the nearest hospital.

And that’s why you wear gloves

That's why you think before you touch.

One of the fastest things you learn about hot metal is that it looks exactly like cold metal.

My shop teacher told us if we worked on anything metal and handed it to him he would not accept it unless we were holding it in our bare hand.

people with siblings: how do you feel about them?

I love my sister, in spite of all her red flags.

I have a few sisters. The one geographically closest to me I talk to all the time. I give her a hard time but she's a good person. I think my other sisters are good people but I don't talk to either of them very often.

Jealous of my brother he’s won in life IMO. Married, 2 kids, own home, 2 dogs, partial business owner. He’s Sometimes a royal pain in my ass But Id decrease populations for them if need be.

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

also note this is a PARASITIC infection. most diarrhea-causing pathogens you expect to contaminate your greens are bacteria (e.g. e. coli and salmonella), which are a different domain of organism altogether. cyclospora is a protozoan, which is bigger and more complicated than a bacteria (for reference, malaria is also caused by a protozoan). bacterial diarrhea can be dangerous, but you might also expect to weather it and survive unscathed. do NOT fuck with PARASITIC contamination. you should be scared of this one!

Extra note: this parasite can only be found in human feces, this food was contaminated due to a lack of bathrooms and washing stations on harvesting sites due to loosening enforcement of food safety regulations. This was more than preventable, we used to prevent it.

Feel like i should hold in my racist/funny comment on this one.

Say it cracker.

It’s my Friday this week at least lol.