| Twelve Gauge Rage |

Nunchaku? I have one in real life. I'm not very good with it though.

Two swords. That's cool. I'll sheath one and keep it as a backup. Despite what movies tell you, duel wielding swords SUCKS

Everybody bitches about AI, but I love it for one simple thing: summarizing recipe pages. No more slogging through countless pop-ups, reading through stupid commentary, or having to scroll for a mile for the instructions.

1 in the winter and 2 in the summer.

1 because 2 is claustrophobic as hell

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

Thank you to everyone who commented in their tags or messaged me. Indeed, today is “Martin and Bosco Day”. I originally whimsically blazed this photo on 13 July 2022. I never expected Martin and Bosco to travel so far and make so many new friends. The experience has been such a gift for me.

I love the 44 still having a cartridge despite being black powder lol

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?