| Twelve Gauge Rage |

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

I love this post

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

Do most of these people perhaps live in a cartoon?

inaba inaba inaba inaba inaba inaba inaba inaba

God Bless America!

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listen I know it’s a trend now to say you’re going analog or collecting physical media and all, but I cannot stress the importance of genuinely keeping physical hard copies of memories—printing out photos for albums, writing down favorite recipes, writing out the memory even in bullet points, using a pocket journal, keeping scraps from events and ticket stubs and concert confetti and dried flowers from your friend’s baby shower; we cannot trust the cloud and you cannot count on those memories always being accessible if you can’t access them without paying for something including a data signal. Own your memories.

It's like watching Old Yeller get put down. Yes, it was your faithful companion once, but now it's staggering and foaming at the mouth so all you can do is kill it humanely.

I watched the first season of SNW. Only watched the Lower Decks crossover episode from season 2.