this, too, is information literacy

My Arthur is loaded

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

Embroidered a magpie on my Converse 🪡

One time on the train back in like 2016 a guy sat down next to me with this sheepish-looking smile and asked "do you believe in destiny?" And I thought it was gonna be a bad pickup line so I said "It depends" and he went "okay.... so can I tell you something?" and proceeded to spend the next 40 minutes telling me how David Bowie and Steve Irwin and a bunch of other celebrities had faked their deaths and in 2017 American President Donald Trump would announce that the entire country would be phasing out the existence of credit cards, at which point these supposedly dead public figures would reveal themselves to the public and establish a new world order, and he knew this because aliens living on a space station orbiting the moon had sent him a dream vision in the form of Jesus Christ telling him that the economy was about to grind to a halt and he needed to start converting his savings into bitcoin

Targeted shit is amazing. What the fuck did I interact with

Anyway, learned a looot with this one!

giggling at this because this is ALSO awful and is ALSO the exact opposite example of what i was saying in my post i love this

Do not forget this. Beyond Tatooine, beyond stuffy meeting halls, the palaces of royalty, a storm trooper probably just had his 3rd drink and he’s bout to get the best dick of his life from something with 4 arms. He’s living the dream. Do not forget him.