Sapphic Rose

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

King. Literally.

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

official vampire post

we made it

fucking optical illusion fun house shit going on with american trucks wth

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

My disciples are lowkey starting to annoy me

if it’s “against your religious beliefs” to shake hands with a woman then you should probably be living in a cloistered community of like-minded woman-haters in some remote landscape somewhere instead of pursuing a career in public life where you have to work with women. this is the nicest way I could have possibly phrased this btw.

fondly remembering when pope francis said he hopes hell is empty. top pope francis moments. right up there with him saying some seminaries are too faggy

Woah the 88 year old leader of one of the most conservative groups in the world didn’t have all the perfect liberal opinions? Should we dig him up and put him on trial?

#I really need people to understand that having the literal POPE say that trans people need to be accepted is incredible#no he didn’t use the ‘correct’ words and he doesn’t really like sex reassignment but even acknowledging trans people is monumental#same with same sex marriage he said it isn’t the same as marriage but more importantly he PUBLICLY SPOKE OUT AGAINST DISCRIMINATORY LAWS#he wasn’t perfect. he was a world leader in a big fancy hat but please do not let perfect be the enemy of good (@/bifrosted-flakes)