#1 Nanami Kiryuu Defender

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

(pointing at the newly elected tribune of the plebs) hey can you put that thing on a leash

a lot of rpf can be explained by the fact that actors are all like that with each other constantly but i never want to say that on here because it feels like telling a 7-year-old santa isn’t real

stab scene intimacy coordinator

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

i love that it’s a carefully worded, well-written, non-inflammatory answer too. which asker wouldn’t know because they won’t read it. i love website

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

Tumblr is I think literally the only place I've ever seen pandemic era attempts at mass virtual/distance learning for schoolchildren being talked about as a good thing and lost opportunity instead of 'comprehensive disaster on every front hated by everybody'. which is the usual vibe.

It is funny how French is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world yet both the French and Quebecois language wonks have the paranoia of speaking a dying regional dialect deep in the hinterlands.

like the betrayal’s always going to be worse if they cared about you and it didn’t matter. someone discards you because they didn’t give a shit, then you can be angry about that, you can feel vindicated in that, you can get over it. but if they can look you in the eyes and say “I love you. I would make the same choice again.” You will never sleep peacefully again, is all.

okay. something about the way i worded this is making people think this is a vent thing about real relationships. and it’s fine if that’s where it took you. but i feel like i need to be transparent here: this be blorboposting. karlach cliffgate and her terrible awful no good very bad betrayal.

we’ll see who’s laughing about outdated tumblr prose in 2029 when the average micro-influencer genre novel opens with like “first of;all i am not doing well And i might go away soon”

u think octavian was the only gayboy roman emperor without mommy issues. however when ur as enlightened as i u realize he did in fact have major mommy issues, since caesar was, in a way, his mother