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An introduction to Scum Villain Self-Saving System, i adore this novel with my heart
Beautiful: a child has drowned and returned from the other side with a report of going to the afterlife. "When I arrived in heaven I was greeted by a mammoth-headed man who said 'I am Anghprett Vul, sky god of the one true religion'. I asked 'who are you?' and he said 'we visited a tribe of Neanderthals and gave them our teachings but then a landslide killed them'. I asked 'so do I have to bring back your faith and believe in it?' and he said 'we don't really care". Find his book at your local apatheist bookstore today
I’m not saying it was a good idea but every society has tried to solve the problem of “society needs organization to function but power tends to corrupt people” and I like how ancient Rome’s answer was the position of the tribune, where you get to have unchecked power with no accountability for one (1) year but after that you’re just a guy and everyone you pissed off can beat you to death with hammers.
You get 1000% more ok with urself when u stop wearing make-up and I won't argue with anyone on this it's true
And wearing makeup requires much more than just applying makeup. If you want it to keep looking the same all day, you have to check frequently to see if your eyeliner is smudged, or your lipstick is on your teeth, or you’ve sweated off your foundation.
You have to keep your hair out of your makeup, put on and remove clothing carefully, remember not to touch your face or rest your face on things, not let yourself sweat or cry. Wind and water can ruin your makeup, kisses or caresses from loved ones can ruin your makeup, eating food can ruin your makeup, your cat nuzzling you can ruin your makeup, rolling in sand or grass or soft blankets can ruin your makeup, physical exertion can ruin your makeup. Anything spontaneous and exciting and joyful can ruin your makeup.
Even if you want to keep applying makeup, it’s essential to get to a point where you’re ok with it getting smudged or coming off, because maintaining the perfect face of makeup often comes at the cost of living your life to the fullest.

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i'll read a romance story & get pissed off when there's more romance than like, legal consequences for the love interest's brother's company that is implicated in some sort of scandal based on a minor subplot
Someone who happens to be filming in a spacious room: "Here's a clear demonstration of how to do this simple sewing technique!"
Some clown in the notes: "Ugh I can't stand these useless tutorials by rich people, not everyone has access to bougie shit like "flat surfaces" and "thread" and "chalk"."
I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser
when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone
this is so fucking funny. real as hell
i dont think straight people should be allowed to do "enemies to lovers" i think if a man is your enemy you need to trust that you were correct the first time and slay him in battle

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i went to the intersection of the sacred and the profane and everybody knew you
poems aren’t real and you can’t write them
"There's only one bed" scenes but it's the fucked up repressed gay bed from Revolutionary Girl Utena
you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid
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therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?
me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
therapist: no