the girl with the faggot tattoo

last night was an anthony bourdain gif

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

bob dylan (fingering you with his crusty long fingernails): how does it feel

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

i do think giving a blowjob in exchange for drugs is kind of one of the most classic things you can do. i truly believe thats been happening since the invention of drugs

i think from the minute grug discovered what happened when he lit that plant on fire . his thang did not go unlicked

everything going downhill but at least there’s still phone in bed time am I right.. ahah am I right

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane