you can’t take loved away

yes im addicted to attention and orgasms and food and shiny jewlery and 7$ Iced Lattes. does that really not sound like an awesome lifestyle to you

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

every piece of media would be better with a butch in it

I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

remember when harrow unsuccessfully tried to fuck the body. girl of all time

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

one of the funnier incidents of me assuming someone knew a meme irl was when a new coworker was talking about some woman who got arrested for tax fraud and I went "God forbid women do anything" and he got scared and thought I was accusing him of being sexist, so he started apologizing and saying how tax fraud isn't even bad, actually.

thinking about anastasia trusova paintings again