you can’t take loved away

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

uh oh! the villainous Dr. Frown has stolen all of the smiles from Happy City! we need the aid of Gigglegirl to put a stop to his reign of terror! :(

okay, so, we were expecting Gigglegirl to just, like, cheer up the citizens of Happy City to return our smiles. we did not expect her to do that to Dr. Frown. our deep and sincere condolences to the Frown family

Dreamt I had to come up with a new aesthetic and my idea was "celestial uncle"

Celestial uncle was like... unflattering middle aged man clothes but printed with centuries old cosmological diagrams and various esoteric imagery

you can lead a lamb away from slaughter but you can't make it stop feeling like a sacrifice

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

awwwww man. i did real bad at bondage university and i've been suspended.....

unethical petplay where i roleplay an exotic pet that is technically legal to own, but keeping in a domestic situation leads to dramatically lowered quality of life due to my needs as a wild animal

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?