you can’t take loved away

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

imagine this heat and you roll over in bed an there’s some cunt there next to you. bruv id be inconsolable

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

At the club offering head to whomever can bring me the sun in a silver chalice

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

Oh my fucking god I forgot to stay silly

it's called a museum because me 'n' u see 'em