bumbled bees

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

la contesse madelaine d'artois is by far the most rizzed up PC in all of dimension 20. and i realize some of this is because she is a vampire who has Magical Beauty and Allure but also thats just siobhan thompson's game.

there’s something about the way that siobhan is essentially playing an entirely different game to literally the entire rest of the table like madelaine is just soooo optimised to being a cool hot sexy vampire

dude star wars is so good and/or bad and/or mediocre sometimes, depending

Is that a miette?

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

goodbye straight people