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Folks.

GTA 6 cover girl but it's Caitlyn Kiramman

The original, as seen below, was posted on Facebook by a guy in Cincinnati. Someone else saw it and thought they would have more luck propagating it if they changed the city to “Detroit,” because in the American popular consciousness, Detroit is a more infamously blighted city than Cincinnati. And indeed, that version was the one that proliferated, because it resonated more with the people who saw it. The original poster and the original city were forgotten.

Does this really matter to anyone (besides Joshua Cromwell)? Perhaps not. But sometimes people do this with things that are more important than porches…

It’s about the shared custody✨

like, what do you mean a dismissed officer of the police force forged the signature of a councilor (also sponsored by said officer's house, mind you) to release an ex-con and start conducting an illegal investigation to catch the progress day's terrorist, who oh! turns out to be the terrorist's long-lost sister. what a coincide right?

what do you mean the terrorist then proceeds to blow up the council and said dismissed officer now becomes decorated officer and threatens to pull out her family's funds if the police force refuses to hire her pookie (an ex-con with no proper training, mind you). what do you mean they fail to do their job and catch the terrorist, but not before dismissing the rest of the strike team to share saliva with said pookie in the sewers.

what do you mean the now commander of piltover decides to betray the alliance with the noxian warlord because *checks notes* the blood-thirsty murderous beast that has killed numerous officers is also pookie's dad and he needs help.

what do you mean they're about to face a literal war against said noxian warlord who teamed up with evil hozier to eliminate the entire population and just now she decides it's the perfect timing to let piltover's terrorist escape because she loves pookie too much and wants to make up to her and oh! they're having sex now. in the prison. while there's war going on.