dragon age 2 is good, you guys are just mean

It’s all corrupt girl

me and my massive throbbing enormous dripping guilt complex

"you only like her because shes a woman" yup "you let female characters get away with too much" yes "if a man did this you would hate him for it" indeed

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

fool me once shame on you fool me twice you have been locked into my bad ending

Guys… we have to do the main quest at some point

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

Ohhh the earthly delights

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe