i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

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if you fry an egg in pesto and top it with a little honey and parmesan cheese and red pepper flakes and put it on toast on a good quality bread its really good
they should invent a disproportionate emotional response that goes away when you understand it's disproportionate. they should invent a way to logic yourself out of emotions
Unmute !
literally an ipad baby
DONt dO thAT TO HeR!!
you can tell that these kinds of video content really do activate parts of your brain in weird ways because as soon as it switched to wax her entire demeanor changed to that of a toddler who just saw a cool bird or something, like you can see neurons firing and brain glands releasing neurochemicals

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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
Morgan & Morgan. For the people.
Fieger Law: All We Do Is Win
What do you think he does
How you know you’re in the great state of Alabama
I don't have a picture, but our area is flooded with a dude holding a comedically large hammer and looking to sue the shit out of any truckers that have injured you.
THE TEXAS HAMMER
Alexander Shunnarah is such a big meme in Alabama that people got this man to attend anime conventions multiple years in a row as a special guest that furries and cosplayers can take pictures with and get autographs from. He's on nearly Every billboard in the state.
don't forget these jungle law billboards i have to pass every day
that doesn't even scratch the surface there are so so many of them
I remember my friends and I laughing our asses off when we saw this billboard.
Sweet James
used to pass this every day
This is just how lawyers are.
morris bart is practically a state celebrity in louisiana
1.800.injured
bottom: oh my god, she's so deep inside me, fuck please don't ever stop please please please
top: i am unrivaled under heaven. everything lives and dies by my command. i am the blade that cleaves the world oh fuck i'm gonna cum
thank you and congratulations for being the first person, to the best of my knowledge, to fandom tag this post with two women instead of two men
the steve miller band was right… time DOES keep on slippin’ slippin’ slippin’ into the future
Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
The lake took heat like a secret. Steam rose where her skin met the water and vanished into the night air as if it had never been. Mulan slid deeper until even her shoulders were covered, braid coiled on a rock like a rope she could pull if anyone came. Mushu paced the shore, flicking sparks at midges.
“Two o’clock, three meatheads,” he hissed, tail lashing. “Laughing about feet. I told you they’re weird.”
She went under on instinct and came up to her nose. Cold seeped behind her ribs. The voices grew from the reeds first, then the shapes of Yao, Ling, and Chien-Po, shirts slung over shoulders, boots clapping each other free of dust.
“Lake time,” Ling announced to the moon.
Mushu glanced at her, whispering “don’t move” then sprang onto a half-drowned log and threw his little body to twice its size with pure theater. Sparks cracked. Smoke coughed out of him like a bellows.
“Halt, mortals,” he boomed in a voice he absolutely did not own. “This waters is cursed by an evil lizard demon.” A pause, then with relish: “Me.”
The boys stopped. Three shadows against the pale water.
“A lizard demon,” Yao said, flat.
“Ancient. Cruel. Territorial. I hate soap,” Mushu said. He rolled his eyes back and worked up a gout of smoke that turned the reeds into trembling silhouettes. “Any man who lingers will be turned into a woman. Slowly. Horribly. With cramps.”
Chien-Po folded his hands. Ling snorted and then did not laugh.
Mulan edged behind the rock, and kept her mouth closed. Stupid. Should have gone upstream. Should have- Mushu’s glance pinned her again.
Yao spat into the grass. “There’s no such thing as lizard demon curses.”
“Oh yeah? Then how come one of your comrades already took the hit,” Mushu said, pointing grandly at the water. “Guy dove in like a hero to warn you latecomers and bam - afflicted.”
Ling’s head whipped toward the surface. “Who’s in there?”
Mulan pushed just enough of herself up that they could see a face in steam and dark, eyes wide above water. She pitched her voice lower and rough from lake chill. “Don’t,” she rasped. “Get out.”
If Mushu had set a stage, the lake breathed the line for her. Ripples ran. Frogs kept absolutely silent.
Chien-Po bowed toward the water. “Brother, thank you.”
Yao took a step back. Then another. He planted his hands on his hips like that made it a choice. “We weren’t going to go in anyway.”
“You absolutely were,” Ling whispered, which did not help.
Mushu leaned in. “The transformation starts in the… sensitive regions. First hour, poof - nothing you want to brag about in the barracks. Second hour, more complicated. By dawn his, um, voice will be higher, his patience will be shorter, and if any officer catches him he’s going to the surgeon and then to a farm where he can braid hats for the rest of his days. Tragic.”
Mulan closed her eyes against the heat that rose in her face. You could maybe not improvise the whole anatomy of humiliation. She kept her chin level in the water.
Yao turned his back to the lake and addressed the reeds. “Nobody tells the captain. We’re not getting Ping in trouble for heroics.”
“Ping?” Ling blinked. “That was Ping?”
“Who else sneaks off to bathe like a scholar and then never looks anybody in the eye for a full day,” Yao asked, almost rhetorically.
Mushu hummed, pleased. Smoke made a thin veil between them. “You boys owe him.”
Chien-Po nodded without hesitation. “We can bring him clothes. And a blanket.”
“Don’t bring him anything,” Mushu snapped. “Contact spreads the curse. Visuals from the collarbone down, also risky. He’s going to need solitude and a lot of respectful averting of eyes.”
“Right. Averting,” Ling said, studiously staring at the stars.
“Go,” Mulan managed. “Please.”
They went. Not running. Not quite looking over shoulders. The reeds breathed again. Mushu sagged like a damp match and wiped his nose on his arm.
“You’re welcome,” he said.
She let herself laugh once, too short. “Vagina curse?”
“You want results or poetry,” he said, already scuttling for the bag she’d left under the willow. “If they’re going to keep a secret, it has to be one that keeps them out of trouble, too. Fear of sudden womanhood? Powerful motivation.”
“Accurate, unfortunately,” she said, and hated that the truth of it warmed her more than the water.
By morning, the curse had a name and rules. It lived on chalk on the latrine wall – a rough lizard with horns and a note: No bathing between last drum and first light. Time limit ten minutes. No lingering. Offerings accepted: fish bones, shiny rocks, respect. The characters were crooked but careful.
Ling arrived at breakfast with two small red cords tied around his wrists. “Protection against lake demons,” he said lightly to anyone who asked. Nobody did. Most of the camp had grown up with grandmothers who pointed at door lintels and warned about what lived in wells.
Yao became a gatekeeper at the water barrels. “Ten men at a time, move it,” he barked. If anyone asked why, he opened his mouth like he had a deep reason and then they remembered Ping and shut up.
Chien-Po, who prayed over meals anyway, added a line about lizards to his morning mutter.
They were not good at subtlety, but they were excellent at complicity. When Mulan tripped on a loose stone and caught herself sharper than she meant to, three hands reached at once then stopped mid-air because of the contact rule and hovered awkwardly. She shook them off, embarrassed, and saw how relieved they were to obey the boundary they had invented for her.
When Shang asked why the squad had drawn a circle of ash around the practice dummy and declared it a no-splash zone, Yao looked him dead in the eye and said, “Superstition, sir.”
“Superstition,” Shang repeated.
“We will work harder, sir,” Chien-Po added, serene.
They did. Push-ups rose from the dirt like crops, even when nobody counted. They passed canteens without the sideways jokes. They ran together instead of a blur of lonely races. Mulan tasted what a unit could be when everyone had a reason not to fail each other and nearly cried on a hilltop for no noble reason at all.
Shang watched with confused skepticism. He liked results. He distrusted sudden ones. At the noon break he caught Mulan alone by the cookfire, sorting greens into a washbasin.
“You seem tired,” he said.
“Long night,” she said, careful with the angle of her face.
He considered that and considered the odd perimeter of red cords in the camp and seemed, briefly, as if he might press. Then he didn’t. “You’re keeping pace,” he said. “No complaints.”
“No complaints,” she agreed. Not a lie.
He nodded once. Tentative. Pleased in spite of himself. “Whatever you’re doing with the men - keep doing it. Within regulations.”
“Of course.” She put a leaf in the water and watched it darken.
Mushu, from the cookpot rim, mouthed within regulations and almost fell in.
At drill, Yao barked at anyone who drifted toward the lake edge. “Eyes on the captain. Eyes on the mountain. Eyes anywhere else and you’re cursed.” Nobody wanted to look at the lake. That helped with focus.
The secret softened around its edges until it felt less like a lie and more like a pact. Poor Ping, afflicted by the vagina curse, had made a mistake, and that made him theirs. They positioned themselves so he walked in the middle without it being obvious. If someone came too close in the washing line, a cough rippled down the rank. He didn’t reach for buckets they could carry. He hated that and accepted it because defiance would bring more attention.
Mushu kept the performance warm. A glimpse here, a hiss there, a scrap of blackened reed “accidentally” found as a demonic scale. He did not breathe fire except once, discreetly, to help the cook start a damp pile of twigs. The cook’s gratitude wrote another line on the latrine wall: No eating lizards. Bad luck for seven campaigns.
On the fourth day, the captain made them spar in pairs and then as a unit, shields linked, boots thudding as one. When the shield wall closed, Mulan felt the click in her bones that meant a group had become something solid. Fear held them together – and so did the quiet agreement to steward one another’s humiliations. There was honor in that if you squinted.
After, Shang stood apart and watched them file past. He shouldn’t have looked proud. He did, a little. “Your squad is getting along,” he told the lieutenant beside him.
“They’re… creative, sir,” the lieutenant said, eyeing the red cords, the chalk lines, the way Yao would physically relocate Ling’s elbow like they were brothers.
Shang followed his gaze to the lake. The surface was flat, unreadable, moon waiting in it for later. A bundle of reeds tied with cord had been set on the bank like an offering. He opened his mouth to ask what that was and closed it again.
“Fine,” he said. “If it helps.”
He walked on. The reeds clicked together softly in the breeze. The pact held.
here, prev, have my firstborn child.
thinking about rocky seeing grace and immediately crafting a tiny grace-figure. he likes the shape of that alien

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separation anxiety
found a brand new cricut machine by the apt complex dumpster???? in the box and everything????
What're they talkin about? 👀
in case folk outside the UK aren't abreast of our news, the British press just hounded a black academic to death
a rough timeline of events (from memory, there may be inaccuracies, feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)
Cambridge professor of sociology Jason Arday is accused of plagiarism by another academic
the accuser is a "race realist" who believes that in a true meritocracy all university professors would be white. this is somehow not acknowledged much during the entire ordeal
this leads to several days of media coverage demanding an investigation, or that Arday is expelled from his post immediately
somehow this accusation that has no effect on the lives of 99.99% of the population becomes FRONT PAGE NEWS in all the newspapers for multiple days, above anything else happening in the UK or the world at large
following intense media scrutiny, Arday resigns his post as a Cambridge professor
today, august 14th, days after resigning, Arday is found dead at his home in Battersea
the British tabloid press remains, and will always be, fucking evil
Went to google more news about professor Jason Arday, and I swear to God the first two pages of research are rancid propaganda sites smearing the man's reputation, up to and including popular Brazilian news magazine Veja.
This article by professor Kehinde Andrews clarifies more about the story of racist harassment Arday has been suffering since he fucking got a teaching job at Cambridge in the first place, in 2023, as the FIRST Black professor in that fucking stupid institution, who sure is taking it's sweet time defending their worker, despite already fucking checking his work for plagiarism and saying he didn't do it:
https://www.voice-online.co.uk/opinion/comment/2026/08/07/ardays-resignation/
Arday's resignation has reignited questions about race and who is truly accepted at the highest levels of British academia
Several of the academics who harassed this man into suicide do not seem to have suffered at all in their academic careers. Actually, Dave Harris, who lost his Emeritus title for his racist behavior back in 2024 (something the news only call "criticizing Critical Race Theory", instead of "sent racist emails to fellow black academics"), was defended by Plymouth University, where he used to work, and fucking got the title back earlier this year.
A couple things about the above.
1. He wasn’t the first Black Professor at Cambridge, but he WAS the youngest X
2. He was ALSO autistic, and nonverbal for the first 11 years of his life X
The rest of the story unfolds pretty much as described. And he was a fucking Sociologist studying racial equity in schools and academia. They publicly bullied a black autistic man to suicide for being imperfect whilst asserting a place for blackness in academia.
His family said it was "in shock to have lost this amazing father, partner, brother, uncle and son" after the academic was found dead in Lon
Did a quick googlenoai/google web search and the first link that came up was for wikipedia. the second was for this article.
Your mission should you choose to accept it is to make sure his book Great And Unfortunate Things sells out at every single printing.
Request it from your libraries, buy it yourselves if you can afford to. I am calling on book reviewers to make some noise and good trouble about this. His family will need the income. This man should not have died. We can't change that. We damn well can ensure that his family has financial support.

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Her representative confirmed her death to ABC News.
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