the blowjob queen of saskatoon

SOUND THE FUCKING ALARM DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING GRACE AND ROCKY WERE ORIGINALLY STORYBOARDED HOLDING HANDS WHEN ROCKY SHOWS HIM THE BLIP-A . DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT TO DO

Living creatures like your pet don't count

Because if there's a splatter of oatmeal all over my bed now, I'm going to be pissed.

anatomy of a humiliation

sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference

Ferocious little beast

Walton Goggins is Beef Roger Crummchuk

i think rocky would do it first specifically to bully grace for some stupid shit he just did, but would eventually keep doing it as another playful little in-joke. grace tries to do it to rocky but he mostly just sits there and tinkers all day so it's pretty boring. what can rocky say question? eridian plural more efficient with time and energy than human statement. until rocky trips over his own feet and rolls down a hill in his tunnel system and smashes his front facet directly into a wall.

i love this part so much theyre so stupid . look at them

"December 2008. A shy smile, two handshakes, and a million freckles like stars. I have chased him ever since."