the blowjob queen of saskatoon

i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

I get so crunk off that apple juice

people keep telling me its "narcissistic" to build an army out of clones of myself but it'd be a lot weirder if they were clones of someone else right

hey unfriendly reminder that i’m broke as fuck and that me opening my ask box is NOT an open invitation to sidle up in there and ask me for money. i don’t know you and i have no money to give. sorry.

like. i opened my ask box to have silly conversations about cartoons or whatever!! for the love of god you can talk to me but if you start ebegging IN MY INBOX you’re getting blocked godbless

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

This is actually what I was adviced to do at the work rehabilitation program I went to. Hasn't left my mind since. 10/10 solid advice

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

there's just not enough time in the day for video games. even when I want to play them and dont have anything else going on I still don't end up playing them. this is because there's actually only four hours in the day and nobody is talking about this