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i’m like if a normal girl was not normal and also not a girl

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viejospellejos

Típico de belgas malinois

ceruinus

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

ultramarineblues

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

#thinking abt the time a guy came into one of my classes back when i was dog training #with a malinois puppy he wanted to train #and he was like Hey So First Of All I’m Afraid Of Dogs #(i guess his kid wanted the dog and he got the dog for his like… 7 year old son??????????)#and i was like Buddy. Brother. You Have Made The Wrong Choice #that guy: i am scared of dogs and i am scared of this dog but my kid wanted it so we have to train it #me: okay so that’s a lot to unpack but first of all you need to work that fear out of YOU before you can do anything with the damned dog #that malinois puppy was so fucking cute also. as a sidenote. not the point but he was a cutie #anyway i think they dropped out after like 3 of 6 classes #hope that dog found its way #video #dog

edgebug

Do you have a gender?

sort of

I've been known to dabble

it depends on regional weather patterns

I have one or more genders

I have occasional gendered feelings

I looked at gender once across a crowded mall and it looked back at me

gender has a Me.

do any of us really have a gender?

what are you, a cop?

I used to have a gender before the incident

Remaining time: 6 days 20 hours

#lost my gender in The War #what war you ask? don’t worry about it #polls #gender

the-quasar-hero

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

#jack rackham introducing anne bonny and charles vane to someone new

star-trek-dumb-comics

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #28

Life’s getting pretty busy, I can’t keep up drawing theses every day haha. I’m going to try posting them every 2 days

#st #tos #mckirk #queue capitalist pig dogs

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aretasreads

Smoke and Annie — Art by Howie Noel

#sinners #queue capitalist pig dogs

cloudabserk

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

#project hail mary #queue capitalist pig dogs

slimeysodaa

this isn't a new complaint but i will be the loudest about it; i dont like that Ricky in the "good timeline" was thin.

that's an imposter idk this man.

#YES YES YESSSS YES #thank you op #this is Good #sdmi #ricky owens #cassidy williams #i have thoughts about cassidy’s hair also but that’s another post #(not thoughts abt the art btw i love the art i think it’s good as fuck)#i think there’s maybe something to be said about cassidy having short vs long hair and the way that black women relate to their hair #but i am also probably not the guy to make this commentary bc i think. well. idk. i think the analysis is perhaps out of my lane #as a white guy #but like. i have thoughts.#rambling in the tags

0th3rw0rldl1n3ss

I’ll never get over the fact that in Scooby Doo Mystery Inc, Fred’s (formerly) estranged birth parents both got plastic surgery to look like Fred and (aged up “from the future” Daphne) as part of a bizarrely complicated scheme to trick the mystery gang into giving valuable top secret information to the gang’s main enemy. And then his parents are just stuck looking like that (like an exact copy of their son and an elderly post-apocalyptic version of their son’s girlfriend) until they eventually get consumed by an evil eldritch god.

As a whole this iteration of Scooby Doo is quite dark compared to other iterations, but this particular detail is just… wow??? wtf???

Like… Can we talk about how this is straight up NBC Hannibal character levels of unhingedness happening in recurring antagonists in a fucking Scooby Doo reboot of all things, lmao.

#i say it literally all the time but you can’t think about anything that happens in sdmi too hard #bc it Immediately dawns on you that everything is so Fucked Up #fred isn’t even a jones in the new timeline #like……. okay #sdmi

sampoststuff

Oooh it’s been a long time since I’ve thought about them

#road 96 #yayyyyy sam art #jumps up and down yippee!!

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theremuseemus

Just finished Road 96: Mile 0 tonight after noticing it was on sale.

This is a note to anyone who pays attention to my posts: If you can afford the Road 96 games, I heavily suggest playing them.

Road 96 is a beautiful story in itself about how politics can affect the lives of teenagers and how, even if you can't vote yet, you still have the ability to change the fate of others. I find it to be a wonderful commentary on our real life political climate right now, and I think playing it the forst time truly enlightened me a lot.

Secondly, while Mile 0 is a significantly different game, it keeps up SO much of the charm from Road 96 and genuinely made me tear up with how beautifully I believe it was written. It goes into a whole thing about Rich vs. Poor, how you can be blinded by what you've been told is the truth, and is at the end of the day a beautiful prequel to the main game.

Play Road 96, we need more people to talk about this game.

#road 96 #r96:m0

theremuseemus

I think the road 96 fandom needs to pull a magical niche fandom come back in the year of 2026.

We've gotta come together, there simply isn't enough content.

#vibrates. new game new game new game #with your help this is how we can still win #road 96

insomniac-arrest

sometimes, I imagine what peek tumblr fandom would like for shows of the past . . .

Which pre-2010s show would you have wanted to live blog while it was coming out?

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

House MD

Gilmore Girls

Star Trek

Psych

Scrubs

Malcolm in the Middle

The L Word

The X-Files

Freaks and Geeks

Twin Peaks

Remaining time: 1 hour 53 minutes

#house md would have been insane for me personally i think #polls

storietellers

raccoons are mean little shits

some worlds-collision with Rocket & Bones 🦝💀

#art that was made for ME #gotg #st #mcu #aos #queue capitalist pig dogs

girnyo2

while i'm already at puss humpty brotherhood posting, i'd like to recommend this fic that focuses on their relationship, set after puss got the boots.

Late Bloomer by Bump_In_The_Night

As Puss and Humpty grow older, the Bean Club meetings become sparser between Puss's acts of heroism and Humpty's acts of vandalism. However, Puss is still determined to see his brother as a good egg.

#fic rec #pib

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deathishauntedbyhumans

my dad just asked me if i knew who columbo was. i told him yes. he said i must have gotten it from him, because he’s sure i’ve never watched an episode. i sheepishly explained to him that columbo is very popular on my main social media, tumblr, so i have a lot of cultural osmosis. without missing a beat, my dad asks me “oh, is it columblr? you said tumblr, so is it columblr?”

i told him he was pretty funny. he told me he can afford to be funny, because it’s a friday.

deathishauntedbyhumans

happy we can afford to be funny friday everyone