certifiably evil

i very rarely have transmasc headcanons for canonically female characters but it's just undeniable that testosterone would have saved toph beifong

i don't even care about the gender part of it he could be a trans man or could have some sort of genderweird lesbian situation hell she could be cis even. it's not about the identity it's about the steroids. toph would fucking love steroids she was a pro wrestler who lost her mind when they cast her as an extremely buff dude in ember island players. imagine if on top of how awful her feet already are she could grow hair on her toes. and she would LOVE having a shitty tboy personality too. 22 year old toph beifong does nothing all day but jerk off smoke weed in basketball shorts and play marvel rivals

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

really really love this daeron i love his sensitive observant gaze i love his quiet placid nature i loveddddd his creepy cultish forcible indoctrination into masculinity i love that he is already war crimes mcgee. he’s only six seconds old

the way he imitates the gentle paternalistic chivalric misogyny of like we must be polite to women and how as we show them out and protect them for Ormund to shatter the illusion and explain that manhood is about power and carnage and violent punishment of those you can deem as lesser…

hotd actually exists in the purest horror of patriarchy, doesn’t matter how you try and raise your sons, you think you were the issue you send your last child away to hope it’ll be better, doesn’t matter at all, none of it matters, your sweet boys are going to get crushed into the machine and there isn’t anything you can do about it

sorry for romanticizing the mundane but the fact that laughter is infectious is so incredible to me. like yeah it's just a reaction to stimuli but the way it feels to hear someone laugh and feel yourself compelled to share that joy is really something. and it's so simple and requires no skill but it's so special and important to me.

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.