Oh my god do I try

Just discovered the queue, this thing is amazing

I love how everyone silently agreed to queue this and it's only now crawling out of the processing vortex. Tumblr posters love being contrary so much

But that's money that you could be putting toward the purchase of a new copy of Moby Dick.

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

This post turns 11 next month and it continues to be one of the funniest on this damn site

Happy 10 years to one of the OG funniest viral posts on this site

happy pride month to this post specifically

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

Looking back, Nobody found this funny.

soft sad freaks (affectionate)