I'm Roadkill On The Information Superhighway

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

in retrospect my father was kind of iconic for how he handled it when he called someone a twat in front of little kid me and i asked what that word meant. the answer he came up with was, and i’ll always remember this, “no one knows what it means. it’s a mystery”

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

my future is tomorrow i'm scared

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

we have got to get meaner ladies be a killjoy feminist or perish atp

like idk but people shouldnt be comfortable saying shit like "i dont like women in general" like i think im entitled to reacting violently to something like that . no middle ground babes

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it