Be free, be dorky

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

Bones, blades, blooms.

Idk about you, but "I'm afraid no one will want to be my friend if I'm a white supremacist" seems like a pretty logical thought process to have, and I wish THAT were the normal and not "I'm afraid my friends will hate me if I tell them they made racist jokes".

Yeah they're students. If they don't keep their grades up or if they miss too many classes (or miss classes at suspicious times) then they risk drawing the attention of the faculty and/or their parents, some of whom are the enemy and some of whom can just make future espionage a whole lot harder. There are multiple missions where they're like "okay, this is incredibly time sensitive but it'll take a full day or longer so it has to wait for the weekend and we'll have to all lie to our parents about sleeping over at each others' houses. It's gonna have to be done at the last minute because we've gotta go to class. Also, remember to get that English paper finished, we can NOT afford to have you grounded right now."

They also get disembowelled and/or eaten a lot

It's not too late. You can still read them.

It might seem like a really obvious thing to some, but if you're struggling with the types of ailments that can lead to isolation, either physical or mental, it's incredible how easy it is for "obvious" solutions to escape you. It's low effort, low spoons, the majority of people like seeing or hearing about cool or pretty or interesting things, and it says "hey, I'm thinking of you and you still matter to me" without having to come right out and say it.

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

ouch