I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itβs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because itβs a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky

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Lucky 7 cow reblog for good luck
Will and Grace cast at the 10th Annual GLAAD Media Awards, 1999
THE QUOTES πππ
People in the comments being all bitter. As if the arts arenβt out here giving you a reprieve from all the shit y'all go through. As if the arts arenβt out here making sure you live a little bit instead of just surviving.
OH TRUE

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Heres the thing you gotta understand about statistics.Β
βIncreases your chances by 80%β does not meanΒ βthere is now an 80% chanceβ.Β
If your chances were previously 10%, your chances are now 18%, not 90%.Β
if your chances were roughly 1%, theyβre now just slightly less than 2%.Β
thats how that works.Β
Wow I donβt understand math at all
βif you have a baby after 35, the chance of deformities goes up by 100%β is a line I hear alot.
It goes up from .5% to 1%
I think my brain just stopped working
100% is just another way of saying twice more likely. So 100% more basically means multiply the number you do have by 2.
Imagine how many woman are scared to have kids because of that statistic
This is why I took stats instead of calc. Because I donβt build engineer bridges in my everyday life but I sure do read studies that affect how I might live my life if I misinterpret them.
Iβm terrible at numbers and math but I knew this and I really take it for granted. The average person definitely assumes, quite understandably, that β600% INCREASE!!!β must always mean a whole lot even if it literally only means that one of something is now six of something. Politicians probably take a shitload of advantage of this confusion.
just remember that increased BY and increased TO are very different things.
Oh god I didnβt even think about that whole other layer of confusion. Yeah if youβve got 100 people and one of them is sick, thatβs 1% of them who are sick, so if it βincreased BY 100%β then that means now two people are sick. If itβs βincreased TO 100%β then all 100 people are sick.
when dogs want to play & do this, like if you agree
not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing
We need to have a nomination forΒ βStupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believedβ and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, Iβm putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelledΒ βBerenstain Bearsβ wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I canβt decide which is more beautiful. Itβs why we need a vote.
this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful
Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.
if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.
Weβre getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.
Two old favourites:
βBitch, Thatβs the Tubby Custard Machineβ (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)
and the horse dildo that was passed off as someoneβs arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)
This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.
Rare blue watermelon
That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair
How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain
soap makes water molecules smaller
I nominate the βwe are killing the earthβ picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012
the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar
βTequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you likeβ
that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him
that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus
The two way mirror
βlisten here, cumslut.β
I canβt believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.
I canβt believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.
all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)
infinite chocolate hack
berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)
mri scan walking dead gif
train gif brain thinks you died
tubby custard machine
horse dildo
moonmelon (and variations)
alexandriaβs genisis
bird chocolate fountain og post
soap shrinks water molecules
we are killing the earth
ham on dog
tequila isnt a depressant
earth is lumpy
joker without makeup
voldemort fetus
two way mirror og post
fig vagina
How y'all gonna forget the bitch who thought honey was made out of ground up bees.

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I am throwing up
Update: Ariel has removed "wife" from her insta bio
Update 2: Ned has been removed from the Try Guys
Update 3: Ned had released a statement
Update 4: Ariel has released a statement asking for privacy
Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive
It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.
So youβre trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows up. Flicks a switch on its little tumtum. And starts talking to you.
The Rescuers live action adaptation looks good as hell actually
the boys / supernatural
Jason Sudeikis as Andrew McCabe β Tumbledown (2015) dir. Sean Mewshaw

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