Banana milk rulez

high comedy

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

NO!!!! Characters accepting their sexuality will kill the patient.... She needs deep repression narratives to live

I met a girl who did a very good half of exam but didn't actually know the answer, so she wrote a full page (two sides), left half a sentence at the end of the page and wrote "Page 1 of 2" and submitted that. Because the teacher assumed it was her fault and that she had lost half of the exam, she gave her a passing grade hoping she wouldn't complain. And she didn't, of course.

In college, I forgot I had a paper (that I hadn't written a word of) due, until the teacher asked us to pass them forward at the start of the class... I had my computer though, and so I said I had forgotten the printed copy at home, could I please run to the computer lab after class and print it and bring it right over? He said sure, he could wait a few minutes since it was just downstairs. I don't have to look at my hands to type, so I wrote it in class while staring at the board like I was taking notes, and printed it off after. Got a B on it.

#bullshitting takes many forms#and should be a skill kids are allowed to hone

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

i have a suggestion

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

it’s okay guys I’m literally as normal as a person in my situation can be

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

it probably feels good as hell to sexually climax from genital stimulation

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

Stop saying “do it scared” i do everything scared I sleep scared Boy i’ll kill u

No, Word, I do not “want to rewrite this paragraph with copilot”. Similarly, I do not “want to hire a drunk chimp as a chauffeur”, so perhaps you can fuck off?