VB MAN

i watch a lot of car videos so i get a lot of car videos in my recommended and i get a lot of this channel called donut media which is like a comedy car enthusiast channel and it's unbelievably unfunny

imagine top gear but instead of 3 old British men it's a bunch of millennial american dudes and none of them are funny and they do nothing except make clickbait videos

Peak donut was during covid, moneypit miata and og high low, most of the og hosts left after the company got bought out. Pumphry started speeed and jobe and burton started big time. Both r way better than modern donut.

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

all good novelists realize they’re nothing compared to musicians. and all good musicians realize they’re nothing compared to novelists

ALL good novelests and musicicans realize their nothing compared to porno Dvd's

do you jack off ?

Im not feeling good at all right now i need help badly

i just saw the phrase "unregistered molotov cocktails" in a news article and im really enjoying imagining this world where you have to register molotovs to the state

14 point lead.... we should all kill ourselves

Violently

ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever

Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller

i do think the mustang in general should be smaller (if i had it my way we'd go back to foxbody proportions) but i just can't bring myself to hate a cheap rwd sports car with a turbo and decent fuel economy 🤷‍♂️

Yeah ur right, we shouldnt blame one model for general market trends but cars should be smaller and funner and cheaper and stylisher again

ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever

Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller

i do think the mustang in general should be smaller (if i had it my way we'd go back to foxbody proportions) but i just can't bring myself to hate a cheap rwd sports car with a turbo and decent fuel economy 🤷‍♂️

Yeah ur right, we shouldnt blame one model for general market trends but cars should be smaller and funner and cheaper and stylisher again

ecoboost mustang apologist forever and ever

Wrong, 4 cylinder sports cars should be smaller

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account