The Bareback Contessa

Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

“ice water makes you sick” “ice water gives you stomach cramps” i’m sorry if i have a hardy and oxlike american constitution but unless you have underlying health issues, the only water temperature that should cause adverse health effects is if you chug a gallon of boiling hot water that has also been laced with nefarious chemicals

Yeah, most people haven’t and never will so this won’t actually happen to me.

pillow fight but you get pinned down and bred at the end of it

Who wants to pillow fight?

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly