salt

thank you, much better

never kill yourself the wrestling you're watching could veer into fetish territory at any moment

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[cooing at a picture of a baby bird] awwwwww so cute. awwwww so cutes. awwwso cutes. awwwww [face grows cold and distant as my motherly instincts kick in] if the unit does not generate surplus value it must be destroyed

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

Sam Reich is such a cartoonish character to me. His last name is literally "Rich". He's this villain-y game show host. He's the son of the ex-secretary of labour who saved a comedy media company from extinction and does magic tricks as a hobby in his free time. What kinda muppet factory did they release him from

i have not seen this meme in so long im loving it

one of the reasons i love tumblr is that occasionally classic memes like this show up on my dashboard

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

using “🐵” as a shorthand for replying to someone by monkey leap latching on their face & biting & tearing at them wildly

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!