goatherding

gonna start reverse-shipping. that canon couple is not dating actually. that kiss was entirely platonic and i dont see why you’re reading into it any other way. their parents are clearly roommates with benefits. when they say “boyfriend” they actually said “boy friend”. every character will become aromantic when i’m done with them

I think the aromantic tag should have its own valentine's day animation where instead of piercing through the heart, the cupid's arrow just. bounces off. sorry bud, you're not getting in there. it's extra solid love immune heart. fuck off.

"subtext" and "buttsex" being anagrams of each other is an example of order and harmony in the universe

a sincere and honest big body of water: i'm frank ocean

im gonna open up a dark world lol the soul will be so confused

get pussy -> dostać pizdę

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

*with groans of agony* if you have a sun allergy dont forget to lather yourself in sunscreen and wear something to cover ur skin. unlike Someone

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous