goatherding

If catboys were real I'd be such a catboy chaser tbh.

"you understand" is a common phrase exchanged between perverts

it’s genuinely fucking absurd that cis people have any goddamn say at all on trans healthcare

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

you have to remember it's always always worse on twitter