goatherding

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

looking at bloodymary art is so funny cuz on one hand im like "holy shit this is beautiful" and on the other im like "that is markiplier kissing ryan gosling. thats what that is"

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

don't cry because it's over. attack. attack everything around you. do spin attacks

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

being ugly has been crucial to the development of my personality

so many people don't understand how abelist it is to kill your brother with a rock

join homer, marge, lisa, and others

re: the dead wife trope, scavengers reign is truly the only show that did it well, simply because they made it as fucked up as possible. not only is your wife dead but your own hubris killed her and now you are going to have a symbiotic relationship with a psychic alien salamander who feeds you hallucinations of your dead wife. perfection

There's nothing out there for us.