goatherding

there r literally billions of reels u could have seen b4 u die but instead u wasted ur life being with those u love.

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS

it’s a sliced mango holy shit

oh. i like mangoes. 

nevermind post cancelled he's dead again

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

my human vaporizing machine continues to mistify people

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone