goatherding

Americans cannot make art, because art is the expression of human experience and human emotion. Americans have no experiences and no emotions. They're incapable of being happy, sad, excited, passionate, angry, horny, or curious. Everything they create is a hollow sham, superficially mimicking the stolen work of real human beings. Their only purpose is to enrich lazy, greedy oligarchs who couldn't care less about the suffering and environmental damage inflicted by America's very existence. All they do is suck up resources, steal labour, screw over workers, and churn out rancid unoriginal slop. Americans cannot make art because they have no souls. Anti-American until I die.

legitimately cannot tell if this is satire or not

i think i might be a weird pervert

no one can beat a knight at body worship

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

is it culturally appropriate to say “here comes the airplane” to your baby if you had twins

Working out literally feels good did anyone know this

Lied. Can't move now

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

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