I apparently reblogged this in 2012 and someone just reblogged it from me this post is so fucki g cool and fu.nny

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

Yes I lost to a dog in chess! But you guys don't understand! That golden retriever was really fucking good at it! We can set the record straight though yeah? This must be against the rules, right? What do you mean there's nothing in the rules that says a dog can't play chess!?

He picked the goddamn pieces up between his stupid f-fresh as fuck new Jordans... UGHH! leave me ALONE!!! *runs away crying and trips on the lace of my fake ass sneaks*

hush baby you dont have to tag your posts with 196 that's in the past they can't hurt you anymore

Somebodys gotta get into the freaking oval office and tell our Lump of a "President" that racism = small dick energy!!! 🤨😬

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

Taylor Swift does this

no she doesn’t

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

most embarrassing thing someone can see is your youtube home page. id rather they walk in on me naked