Wee heads roll out!

im not autistic im just this way for no reason at all

in retrospect it's pretty funny that the most used computer port for many years just completely sucked shit to the point of there being normie memes about it

I mean when your biggest tech issue is "takes an extra 10 seconds (at most) to plug in if you're not paying attention" that's pretty good! Imagine if you had a printer and the printer's biggest problem was that the paper took a few tries to insert into the tray. You'd want to fuck that printer.

I'd want to fuck that printer.

“it isnt something you have to read critically” well 😭

this technically is true but I think this also perfectly encapsulates why I am inherently distrustful of like. “”cozy”” “turn your brain off” fiction lmfao. like okay WHO gets to turn their brain off and who has to suffer through bigoted caricatures of themselves while everyone else is having cozy silly no brain time 😐

*eating balsamic that’s too strong* they laced my shit grand son

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

yeah, i met a few guys like you, back in juvie. i used to taunt them, make them cry. call them little fa- *bomb collar starts beeping* ahhhaaa... *beeping accelerates* aaah.. yeah. *beeping slows, stops* anyway,